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“Let’s portray this video game for the Kafkaesque nightmare it is” - was probably the guiding principle behind this ad:

TIL: When the Original Star Wars Trilogy finally aired on Chilean TV in 2003, the network spliced custom beer commercials into the films themselves to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. these additional scenes turn Obi-Wan & Luke into raging space alcoholics who are constantly shotgunning booze.

I made an inspirational greeting card with a spinning Ken Masters. So to all those frustrated out there: "Don't give up because I am... Shoryuken do it!"

and people always told me be careful of what you do don't go around breakin' young girls' hearts (hee-hee) and mother always told me be careful of who you love and be careful of what you do cause the lie becomes the truth hey-ey!

we are all somehow dreadfully cracked about the head, and sadly need mending.

What I like about role-playing games is that they allow you to act out power fantasies that you could never achieve in real life.

We’d like to talk to you about the Haters Initiative

Commander Scott, we gotta go back. When he said “When?,” I said “Soon, ‘Cause I left my wallet on the gotdamn moon!”

The sound of a bald eagle you hear in movies is almost always actually that of a red-tailed hawk. That's because bald eagles sound NOTHING like what you think. Don't say I didn't warn you:

Fun little animatic I made for warm up drawings for a bit. #xmen

🎵 juuust the two of us Haunted castles in the skyyy Just the ONE, TWO of us You and I 🎶

You got this coming to you.

Me: I gotta get it together. The World: Baby, nobody has it together.

I never get tired of watching this

horse book

pour one out for the mods of every hobby forum that still has extremely blunt "No Politics" rules, this is like the blade runner tortoise test

Occasional reminder that Mizuki's "Whirling Candy" wrestling move is a thing. (Guess what I'm catching up on this afternoon)

this middle-aged Arab guy's instagram has the absolute best aphorisms. "Why would you stop in Hell?"

I really want to eat it

I’m not exactly becoming the Joker, but I am fixing to root for him.

What song do you think this 2002 J-Drama about a poor family who owns a ramen shop used for its ending theme? Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong.

Alright, i found *the* most 70s Star Wars toys ever produced…

<3

Bah gawd! That’s Kamen Rider’s music!

Moo Baa Lalala is a Gundam name.

I love that one of the heist crew roles in the Fortnite Lawless battle pass is Magical Meth Chef. Top tier Walter Waifu

Love my new morning routine of waking up, brewing some coffee, logging on and checking the End Times Billboard to see what new Calamities were pinned there overnight. Then I ride that cortisol high, like I'm surfing on piranhas and broken glass, baby.

The Busy World of Doctor Who

I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.