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☠️ 30 y/o lefty transfem ☠️ She/Her ☠️ Greaser pirate catgirl ☠️ Unstoppable AuDHD ☠️ #1 Pompadour Haver☠️Selfies, toy cars, real cars, and minis ☠️ Nascent Saint ☠️ Hail Eris! ☠️ Absolutely Everything Will Work Out The Way It Needs To
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Im tied to a chair in some damp basement somewhere in the american midwest. The cop slides another Meta Neuroreader headset on me. I immediately fry it by visualizing Karl Franz's warhammer wiki page in a weaponized shotgun blast of autism, wasting $12,000. This is the third time I've done this.

submitted 3 days ago • 41 comments

Vivian Tong ! and her uh apprentice i guess

submitted 19 hours ago • 5 comments

Right now I find myself in a tight spot so I decided to give this a shot again. The first time my info and the like was messy af. I'm opening commissions! 5 slots atm. Please, be sure to read my info, but my DMs are open if there's any question. pasteldays.carrd.co#commsinfo

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I'm glad I have a small online footprint compared to others cause I just know some asshole would cause me issues over my hairstyle

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Iconoclastic catgirl all fired up!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Public comment is now open for passport gender marker changes. You can go here to go to each of the three proposed passport rules, and submit comment. My suggestion: be unique, argue for trans-inclusive policies, against the constitutionality of the changes, etc. www.reddit.com/r/Passports/...

submitted 4 days ago • 134 comments

My ancestors were nothing but losers, failures, burnouts, fuckups, criminals, monsters, and nitwits. I have nothing to take pride in; not my nation, my history, my lineage. All I got is the connections I've made and whatever glory I can squeeze out of my tiny, lonely existence. Let's get fired up.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

You've seen the promo art. This is how I actually look

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Reposting with alt text.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Kitty lesson for you 💗

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

"Nice work ethic" Thanks, it's protestant!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 5 days ago • 455 comments

Hey folks, if ya got a minute... I'd love to see Selaco's score on Steam heal up... Recent reviews are still "Mixed" from hatebombing after recent drama with the Anti-Woke Awards (they ran an ad for the game, dev stated Selaco never asked for one, they got mad). It's BS, we all know the game rocks.

submitted 6 days ago • 114 comments

Throwback to that time I put pontypool quoted with Frasier

submitted 7 days ago • 11 comments

the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"

submitted 8 days ago • 47 comments

I’ll never stop saying this but here. Secrets of the trade

submitted 8 days ago • 33 comments

BattleTech Pride Anthology 2023 and 2024 releases have their links updated. I am happy to say that *every* author moved away from Twitter, and everyone in the 'zine are now either linked by their Bluesky, personal, or Sarna author pages 💖 You can download both from here; prideanthology.itch.io

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I completely forgot I modeled and made a Blahaj follower for VRC at some point, and then kinda just forgot about it and never released it xD

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Lotta folks don't realize that they're not making it impossible to transition or stopping transition in the US or the UK, they're just making it harder to do. Trans people are always gonna exist and always gonna transition, you're just making it more likely that we'll go stealth and self medicate.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Hyvää iltaa! Rakastan teitä kaikkia!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Happy friendship day! 💖

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Valentine's Day! www.youtube.com/watch?v=83Sv...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I just want to matter for once

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submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

i will never cop for the new era of large language model gen ai. but the old era of advanced curated markov chain gen ai, such as drilbot, was very good. and nobody did it like Deep Leffen

submitted 10 days ago • 37 comments

Some perfect little wheeled things for your timeline

submitted 10 days ago • 82 comments

It might hurt my bottom line, but I’m probably going to stop posting art to Twitter entirely and I suggest you do too. Not only is the site actively putting a “Okay, now remix this” button below art (and elevating them above the OP with a QRT) and it’s false flagging original art as made by AI.

submitted 10 days ago • 280 comments

Ya just can't keep a good saint down, much less the not-so-good ones

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

My brain is an ice block that steadily melts throughout the day.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Updated with Pallas Cat ears, also minor adjustments

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Flintstones hypothetical: if you were starving would you kill and eat the animal you use as a toilet?

submitted 11 days ago • 20 comments

did one for KT

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Me at 13: I love Green Day! Me at 17: Green Day's older stuff was better, but they're not real punk rock Me at 22: I listen to Green Day, but only ironically Me at 30: I listen to Green Day unironically

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Still doing some concert (& catfood) fundraising, have room for a couple more $50 speed Sketches this week. (current on deck are a Shadow Cat & Highlander) PM me, or tag me if interested. here are a few examples from this month, below: or just drop a tip, here ko-fi.com/bishopsbeerf...

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Prop my boots up on the table, lean back in my chair and calmly put a candy cigarette in my mouth "yeah, baby, we can go ride my hot rod sometime...but first, let me talk sweet to ya and infodump about mechs"

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments