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GOOD NEWS EVERYONE; I FOUND THE JOHN LENNON HEADSHOT CD

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets

submitted 70 days ago • 82 comments

submitted 118 days ago • 1 comment

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

submitted 120 days ago • 1178 comments

Your honour, we move to dismiss this case on account of our client being just a little birthday boy

submitted 121 days ago • 8 comments

I love pigeons. Especially because they walk like this.

submitted 122 days ago • 225 comments

I bet you could improve video game sequels by putting "Super" in front of their title.

submitted 123 days ago • 53 comments

When I did the math, I couldn't believe what I discovered.

submitted 123 days ago • 18 comments

A man on Mars by 2021

submitted 125 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 124 days ago • 2 comments

A couple years ago, whilst in the middle watching Better Call Saul, and I noticed that @getgianni.com's user name was, well, "Get Gianni", it gave me the idea to make a parody of the BCS intro! Now, with a few more animation skills at my disposal, I finally made it a reality! Hope y'all enjoy!

submitted 124 days ago • 2 comments

In america, there are "people who matter" and "people who don't" and our leaders love to remind us where we stand

submitted 125 days ago • 1 comment

Bringing this from last year, happy Dragon Appreciation Day!

submitted 125 days ago • 6 comments

I think it's fine to just decide that there is never going to be a situation where the wealthy straight guy with a huge number of fans needs you, personally, to investigate and defend him against allegations of having done horrible shit. That action is a net negative, always.

submitted 126 days ago • 4 comments

aweaawagga

submitted 127 days ago • 1 comment

calling them 'super marines' to piss off imperium stans

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

babe you’ve been manipulating your log for 36 days for no known purpose can you please put that down and come back to bed

submitted 128 days ago • 23 comments

Destiny 2

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

heresy is make or break for destiny

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

admission

submitted 131 days ago • 7 comments

due to nonwoke compliance measures—Meta HQ promises all Angry, Ruthless Cock Sucking, & Mandatory Corporate Anal-Oral will now be "Down Low"

submitted 130 days ago • 29 comments

Nice argument, however! Power Word: Kill 🙂

submitted 131 days ago • 13 comments

I physically pains me to type this but I’m not a coward and have actual convictions. Don’t dunk on Musk over the “r*tard” thing around me. Dunk on him for literally every other thing about his wretched existence. But ableism doesn’t become cool just cuz it’s directed at the worlds stinkiest cunt.

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

Welcome to the great variety of playable WoW races that live in the Eastern Kingdoms, we have: Humans Dwarves (short humans) Gnomes (shorter humans) Blood Elves (pointy humans with drug problems) Forsaken (Humans with a magic disability) Worgen (Humans with a different magic disability)

submitted 133 days ago • 4 comments

corporate slop profiles are less human than ai generated sexy chatbots which are less human than dating sims with phone interfaces which are less human than creating a social media account to roleplay as your sonic OC

submitted 138 days ago • 1 comment

the bar is extremely high but “kek you frens later, anons” might be the single most embarrassing thing anyone has ever posted

submitted 138 days ago • 110 comments

my primary impression of fallout 76 was watching an official teaser on the alien update, hearing this weapon's sound effect, and having to rewind to make sure I didn't hallucinate it

submitted 138 days ago • 23 comments

kek you frens later, anons

submitted 138 days ago • 40 comments

the gävle arsonists really need to up their game this coming year

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Every 0.60.6 sec??? Up to EIGHT additional sec??? A bit worried this is overtuned, that’s a lot of seconds of . I mean maybe like 3 additional sec of but eight? That’s too much .

submitted 139 days ago • 3 comments

sources are stating Jimmy Carter unalived himself after losing all his money on $HAWK coin and now his estate has to repossess all the houses he helped build to pay his debts

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments