the bar is extremely high but “kek you frens later, anons” might be the single most embarrassing thing anyone has ever posted
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Alejandra Caraballo
Dear God, this is so beyond pathetic. He needs serious help.
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he basically just pulled a "Gazizza, My Dillsnoofus".
hello there fellow kids doesn't even do it justice.
Trump's also a pathetic loser, but a somewhat different flavor of pathetic loser
if not so different as a malignant narcissist with delusions of godhood
Someone who could end childhood hunger globally and still be able to buy a president or two is an obscene person. Repulsive and obscene.
but yes I liked it better when they just locked themselves in their crazy castles and went quietly insane
That's the pinnacle of credibility! 💀💀
and as i was typing this she said "I wanna make the Wiener-Mobile of sentences, not the Cybertruck of sentences!"
trying very hard to be both cyber, and truck, and failing at both.
It's SO much more cringeworthy, that to compare the two is insulting to "How do you do, fellow youths?"
"He's gettin' a tattoo,
Yeah, he's gettin' ink done
He asked for a swastika,
and they drew a gammadion"
And then the entire internet started referring to things as "drier than Shapiro's wife."😂
...please take shit this away from my brain. it's taking up too much room. thx
ten years ago.
God my spine is cringing
I'd have never touched anything stronger than moxie
Kind of impressive, really
That is a lot of cope.
Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself," and the London Underground is not a political movement.
no.
Don’t read things
Don’t say things
Don’t touch things
DON’T FUCK THINGS
Don’t learn things
SERIOUSLY DON’T FUCKING READ THINGS
https://www.facebook.com/notes/hp-lovecraft-historical-society/the-perfect-coc-investigation-from-the-characters-pov/663213803691468/?_rdr
Of course the man is so terminally online he uses cute speak as a dog whistle for white nationalism.
Every day a new thing comes out that makes me want to punch him in the throat until he swallow all his teeth.
If the media ecosystem was more healthy, they would point out that his speech is getting increasingly bizarre instead of sanewashing him.
remember, he inherited enough money to sustain a small village for life to begin with. he has never been remotely normal. I wouldn't be surprised if we found out he has a personal food chewer.
and that he's an "intern"
I would expect a teenaged self-monikered incel to use that phrase.
"I put the token in but I didn't get sex. Roastie bitch!"
Call me Ishmeal (I Should Heave My Excreta Allovertheplaceand Leave)
"You know who used to kek later with his frens too, anons?"
🤣
l33t as fvck
HECKIN DOGGOS AND CHONKERS GALORE
but i am high enough to write how how he misdelivered it at first, at least
Pretty sure he's a virgin and has paid every women to carry his child. And they only agree if ivf, because face it. Who the hell would want to touch that?
"Elon has done more in his twenties than you will ever do in your entire pathetic life."
He uses present perfect rather than past simple (should be "Elon did more in his twenties")
He genuinely believes he's still in his twenties!!