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Wife. 👰🏻‍♀️🤵🏻‍♂️ SAHM x2. 🩷💙 Part-time Medical Microbiologist. 🧫👩🏻‍🔬 T1D. ⚕️💉
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I was going to switch my daughter’s dr at our last appt to the same dr that my son has. But when she left the room my daughter said “mommy I really like her”. So of course I can’t switch now! 🥲

Valentine’s Day is tomorrow and my husband hasn’t even asked me to be his Valentine.

My 2yo demanded that I buy him a banana at the store. Took one bite. And spit it out. Thanks buddy.

It’s almost time to start bedtimeeeee.

They rearranged our grocery store and I told my husband at least 5 times “this is very upsetting” when we were there today.

I hate that every day that I need to get up early the kids sleep in. Like pls I want to sleep in too……

Not even Punxsutawney Phil could bring us good news.

I’ve always thought it would be really cool to be a a Microbiologist at the CDC. I am now very happy that I am not a Microbiologist at the CDC.

My husband is going to be out of town 1/4 of the time this month. This is just a warning in case I lose my sanity. 🙃

I come on here for 5-10 min/day, read the worst news that I’ve ever heard in my life, and then shut the app for the next 24 hours.

Every time I have to work my toddler whips out the “I don’t want you to work. I want you to stay with me” and like I can’t argue with her because that’s also what I want lmao.

Look at what I put together today!

My asthmatic child is hacking in her sleep. How long until we’re hospitalized again…

My 2025 bingo card has JoAnn Fabrics going out of business. I love that store so much but girl is stugglingggg. Disorganized. Halloween stuff is still out. Out of stock of products that they say they have. Half of the lights aren’t on.

Good thing I text my husband about miscellaneous appts that I make for the kids because apparently I’m terrible at writing them down in my calendar and then panic about them later 🙃. At least I can search texts for them 🤪

I still formulate every thought in my mind like I’m making a tweet. But I truly do not have the headspace for social media right now. I hope I find it again but for now I’m just popping on when I find a small clearing in my mind.

Maybe it’s because your church looks like an AMC showing Sonic 3

As a person who LOVES sales, working all of the days since Christmas (including this weekend) has been very tough for me.

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

Not one person wants to be in this hospital right now.

I’m working today and tomorrow so we’re doing “Christmas morning” with the kids on Friday. So I’m living vicariously thru all of you today!

still upset that panera bread got rid of the lemonade that kills you

Ik that Ohio does get much snow. But I guess we have gotten basically zero my kids entire lives because my kids are in NYS like “why is she digging the snow??” Yeah babe she’s shoveling the sidewalk. We only get snow like once a year ok!!

Finally finished my Christmas shopping!

I just made my bed and my 2 yo came in and screamed noooo and started pulling the blankets off??

Staying home with one sick kid today. Am I about to get so much done??

Oh boy we are having a ROUGH day out here today… trying desperately to turn it around but these kids man…

I offered my 2yo a choice of Xmas cookies from the container and he chose…. The bread………. 💀 (I had just replaced it with a fresh piece today so it wasn’t old hard bread)

Me getting desperate Christmas shopping searching “gifts for people”

I’m making Dog Christmas Cookies for some friends/family and my dog keeps coming into the kitchen every time a tray comes out of the oven to taste test them. I’m not even calling him in. He just comes sauntering around the corner like he knows they’re for him 😅

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

Ok, I ate 4 Christmas cookies for breakfast. I’m ready for the day!

The one day I don’t eat anything before going to work and it’s insane. 🤪🫠

I used my toddlers tape measure to measure something tonight. I’m not going to go find the adult one to measure something!! Theirs works just the same!!

Mariah Carey might be a Christmas Icon but Amy Grant is the OG.

We decided not to put any of the balls on the tree this year. We have more ornaments that we can even fit on our tree so we decided to just use those this year to maximize how many we can fit!

No one else showed up for swim lessons this week so my 3yo got a private class! She definitely had a lot of fun.

Don’t worry, Santa was at Cabela’s today so she got a chance to update him with a toy she actually wanted (a pink Minnie Mouse phone)

I bought raspberries and blackberries specifically for my son for his bday. And I love that it takes so little to make little kids happy. This man is obsessed with the expensive berries lmao. He’s eating the entire cartons right now.

I didn’t tell anyone at Gymboree that it was my son’s bday. We just went for a fun activity on his bday. But you better bet that my 3yo told every single person there that it was her brother’s birthday.

My bad for going to Giant Eagle on Dec 9th and thinking that they would have any cakes that weren’t decorated for Christmas.

If you never want to see your clothes again just give me your clean laundry to fold and I’ll tell you “I’ll get right on it”. Don’t worry, I’m sure I will.