kattgoddess.bsky.social
In a past life: author, cartoonist, actor.
Currently: does horrible things in the name of pop culture, usually with a cat whisker as a paintbrush. Thumb-slave to a rescue tuxie and two ancient 'keets.
Sarcasm is never optional.
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Only the females & the virgins.
Mantis females eat the heads of their male counterparts after all.
Zorak is that meme of the 40 yr old virgin who is also a super necromancer wizard. 😆
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D nominee - This person went to x college, has a PhD in Constitutional Law, practices regularly.
R nominee - This white guy has an infomercial on @ 3a about slip-n-fall lawsuits. Did we mention he's a white guy?
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It's Amazon so the people 'in the trenches' weren't the problem, the people sitting in the A/C taking all the credit for you doing 120% every shift were.
Those are the people that get no donuts. 😛
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They'd have to google what their job is first.
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I don't think anyone that quotes Hitler should be allowed to have anything to do with trains. Ever.
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If they are going to deport, they should start at the golf courses.
Especially any golf courses that are listed as golf courses for the tax break but used as a residence.
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If they think that's horrible, they should cut the healthcare coverage of all the people in Congress & especially the WH.
The minute a single one of those ancient trogs has to pay for a single Tums, it'll suddenly be sacred.
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Live your life in such a way that a book about it would be banned in Florida!
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🎶Taco Taco Smell
This whole administration can go straight to hell.🎶
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Back in my day it was called being an f-ing bully & got you a thumping.
Which he is & deserves.
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And yet these are the same people who brought a raging anti-Semite over from South Africa despite any bad words about Israel being deport-worthy here.
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His gameboy brigade are getting 6 figure paychecks to break everything that will then costs billions to fix. The tax cuts for the rich added 25% to the deficit the last frickin' time. If you wanted to balance things, you'd tax the rich while carefully evaluating ANY cuts to ANY program.
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Someone needs to point out, very loudly & repeatedly, that if he is going to say things like this, it means that anyone is free to take lethal potshots @ him b/c there is nothing to deter that sort of behavior anymore. There is no 'oops' w/regards to this level of prep. Prison or potshots, POS.
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Potato Bug is classified as a Heinz 57 Trash Goblin.
Pretty sure it even says that on her vet papers.
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I could have sworn she was told she'd pretty much burnt through the entire year's budget already. Who paid to send her there & how much to leave her there?
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The only 'medical journal' that meets the standards of Swiss-cheese brain are the ones that tell you to put stuff up your butt & eat roadkill.
'Alibamy Granny's Big Book of Home Remedies & Road Recipes'.
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That's because real scientists learn from their mistakes.
They don't blow something up & then decide the problem was not enough flames painted on the sides while snorting cat tranq & blow up another one.
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Kitty knows well the ways of the vigorish.
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At least your kitty has a reason [box].
Bug has been emptying the recycle bag in order to drag the bag into the living room so she can live in it & watch tv at the same time. Garbage all over the kitchen floor. 😆
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MAGA don't buy books, they ban them.
If you want to pander to them w/a book, it will need to be a picture book. With very simple pictures in bright colors to hold their attention.
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I heard 'eles' is a real hard ass who will poop in your shoes if you don't adopt. 😆
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I wouldn't mind seeing work requirements applied to representatives and senators though.
With financial punishments for acts of obvious performative shenanigans like using altered photos for political ha-ha points.
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I'm going to take this as a rousing endorsement to go forth tomorrow for the Taco Bell.
For I too hate my insides & my neighbors.
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How much longer before they are grooming kids to believe that grabbing someone by the genitals actually means 'Peace among worlds'?
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Looking at some of the papers I did in college & aced, I'm convinced that if I could remember half of that stuff, I'd be able to open a tear in the walls of time & space.
& have a pet dragon.
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Oh look, it's even been cut into small pieces so the toddler-in-charge neither chokes on his food nor feels inferior for having to have the food cut small.
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If they are so small now, that means the air scrubbers are DOING THEIR JOB.
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What alien would reveal themself to this chili-fart goober?
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Is she counting each chapter of a Dickens novel as a book? Or is she a volunteer reader at a children's library? I read 100+ a yr but rarely 2 per day.
On the Road - Kerouac
We'll Prescribe You a Cat - Ishida
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It's worthless.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's mysterious bumps are nothing more than money being funneled in from other contracts in order to make it look like its getting better. There's still that 100% recall on Wank Panzers b/c they were glued together after all...
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I'm brewing up a birdbath of coffee even as this is being posted!
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Let's face it, DEI is horrible & terrible b/c it hurts their fee-fees & the cure is Affirmative Action for Pissy White Boys.
Places like Yale, Harvard, University of Pennsylvania should probably consider revoking a few degrees...
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The middle-of-the-night auto-aiming feature hasn't downloaded yet. 😆
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Princess Tinyhands since he thinks he's royalty.
Acorn Princess works too.
Cheeto-in-queef.
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Congrats!
I hope you've been practicing changing diapers with your eyes shut. 😀
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Meh, it has potential.
A couple of those 12 ft. skeletons from Home Depot, maybe a small flock of lawn flamingos being ridden by smaller skeletons...
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Trade agreements scrapped during the first term screwed over farmers. Now, tariffs & the gutting of things like USAID are killing the farmers. That's actually happening here b/c of him but he'd rather cry about international conspiracy theories fronted by racists.
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He'll insist upon a red carpet leading up to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier & the wreath will be littered w/gold foil for extra shiny.
Twits will later claim Obama/Biden/anyone never performed such a glorious service & he will proceed to claim a Purple Heart for his golf-bruised pinkie toe.
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They seem to skip over the fact that once he's pulled enough funds from any endeavor, that endeavor goes bankrupt & he runs off.
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He's still trying to figure out how to blame Biden.
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He wants Turkey because it's easier to get his people & assassins in place there & still make a quick getaway than in the Vatican that is a much more select area.
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Thank you.
The next time you should be so unfortunate as to be in the same area as Julie Feloncheck, the rep from North Dakota, please feel free to flip her off twice on behalf of Katt of ND & all the other constituents that she's been boldly lying to & hiding from.
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I feel like that still gives too much hope that maybe something noble will mutate from it.
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The Bill Dozer - he has nothing to hide.
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Purge the 'just sayin' with the power of Super Saiyan!
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She should take a breathalyzer before every video.
And every public appearance.
And every decision.
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He negotiates with a Nazi daily.
If he wants to walk the walk, he should probably stop surrendering to a Nazi.
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I think these great 'christians' be forced to prove how great they really are - by being hooked up to lie detectors on live tv/streaming & questioned minutely about each commandment.
Pleading the 5th is not allowed since they don't believe in the Constitution unless it's convenient anyway.