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kayisnotonfire.bsky.social
24 | one of 5 million parasocially raised children. | šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ | in the game since 2011 wanna see my non-fandom related beautiful mind: tumblr.com/fiberglassbunny
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FeltšŸ˜©
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Death to therapy speak and corporate lingo when dealing with conflict AAAAHHHH
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Gonna crash out at IHOP
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Phil insults are so rare but when they happen Iā€™m like GOD DAMN NOT TOO MUCH NOW
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Itā€™s 5pm. Everybody is up.
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It just feels like whenever people post those as a ā€œgotcha!ā€ that theyā€™re mocking him and anyone can argue Iā€™m being too parasocial but like.. whereā€™s the sympathy and humanity for a PERSON who was a kid still posting these things.
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It is genuinely terrifying how people donā€™t understand, or ignore the fact thereā€™s a reason that era isnā€™t talked about lightly at all. Dans teenage self ending up on adult websites when he didnā€™t know the gravity of what he was posting yet makes me wanna cry. Itā€™s scary.
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Same. He was soooo young when those photos were posted, he was a teenager still. I donā€™t get why anyone would share them anywhere in 2025. It feels so gross having Dan explain over and over that heā€™s traumatized by a big portion of his life and thenā€¦ that gets posted. Again.
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Yep, those photos. It was the last thing in the edit and the person definitely put it in there to be reactive which is super shitty and weird.
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here's a working link bc bluesky cut me off for some reason! look at that face! gofund.me/dd828c16
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Best place to be trapped all things considered.
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Iā€™ve been in this restaurant since I was 11. The doors are glued shut. I glued them. You get what I mean?
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Right there with you
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Someone posted an old photo of Dan in an edit that I thought we all agreed the general phannie public would never speak about and I screamed when I saw it. Zero decorum.
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Still together nearly two decades later and thereā€™s zero doubt in anyoneā€™s mind theyā€™ll grow old together forever *sobs*
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Iā€™ve connected the dots. Iā€™m never coming back from that conclusion.
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NOOOO (itā€™s okay) (just trust me anyway)
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Theyā€™re like if Anthony Bourdain and David Lynch got married.
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NOT NATALIE LMAO HELP
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First pregnancy truthing. Now Pitbull truthing. Itā€™s gotta be done.
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A hard launch but itā€™s just them posting unedited pinof 1 and then going offline for two weeks.
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Pitbull and Sab save the world
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Crazy combo fr
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WHERE WERE YOU
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The possibilities are the funniest part.
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Pregnancy truthing strikes again
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14 year old me would run outside and lay on the road out of pure excitement.