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When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

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master of parallel parking, sad loser of an amateur at backing in to park

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john krasinky’s squeaky laugh makes me fold every time

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my whole fucking family can eat my asshole & choke on it

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Might as well save this to post it a million times lol

submitted 33 days ago • 128 comments

me

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forever having to explain to doctors when they ask about my family history that idk my dads family’s history, but immediately following it up w yes my dad is in my life, we just haven’t seen the rest of them in over 10 years. so sorry doc, your guess is as good as mine, maybe even better.

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decided today was a good day to wash & clean out my car & apparently so did everyone & their momma in the SE WI area

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my favorite part of being chronically ill is trying to differentiate my normal symptoms or the possibly i caught the stomach flu that’s been going around bc either way it feels the exact same 😗

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can we just eradicate the entire male population atp (except the ones i like)

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all you people who told us to calm down can go fuck yourselves

submitted 35 days ago • 1127 comments

wearing a black “make america emo again” cap, & tilting my head down just a tad so no one gets bamboozled & gets me fucked up

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“she looks like spit forms at the sides of her mouth when she talks” has got to be one of the best insults i’ve spewed off in a minute honestly (turns out she does. CLOCKED.)

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Most commonly used phrases this year: "I told you so" "I tried to warn you"

submitted 37 days ago • 415 comments

i refuse to believe some of you are the same age as me, drink some WATER

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you always see posts about how much blue collar men love alt girls, but there’s not NEARLY enough talk about the ravers loving alt girls or maybe it’s just me specifically idk

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i don’t even listen to Latto like that, but i would go to one of her shows for the sole reason of watching her effortlessly jiggle it 😮‍💨

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i miss tiktok for a lot of reasons, but the hopecore videos when i need a good cry has gotta be at the top 😭

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guys there’s nothing wrong w having an opinion, but like maybe research that opinion before stating it as fact or conspiracy

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New politician test: “Are trans rights human rights?” If they answer ANYTHING other than an immediate YES, walk away while saying “I’m not voting for you.”

submitted 37 days ago • 31 comments

the guests at the event i bartended for tonight asking not once, but twice, to turn off the tv bc the news was on & they didn’t wanna be depressed at their party were so real for that (we did after we found the remote)

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Updated DEI list of companies committed to DEI Costco, Meijer,Kroger,Giant Grocery,Ben & Jerry’s,Ulta,Macy’s, Old Navy,Nordstrom’s,TJ Maxx,GoTo Foods (includes Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon, and more…),Dollar Tree, Walgreens, Wegmans (for those on the east coast)

submitted 38 days ago • 1198 comments

Read. Read books. Reading books is resistance. Buy. Buy books. Buying books is resistance. Share. Share books. Sharing books is resistance. Celebrate Celebrate books. Celebrating books is resistance.

submitted 38 days ago • 568 comments

I’m telling everyone: Do not open the door or say a word unless you’re expecting someone and know exactly who it is. Know your rights. Pass these around…

submitted 38 days ago • 686 comments

How does terrorizing farm workers, school kids and hard working immigrants make America great, especially when you release and pardon violent insurrectionists? White Nationalism is Nazism.

submitted 39 days ago • 413 comments

Companies Scaling Back or Denouncing DEI Amazon Boeing Brown-Forman Caterpillar Ford Harley-Davidson John Deere Lowe’s Molson Coors McDonald’s Meta Nissan Stanley Black & Decker Target Tractor Supply Toyota Walmart Support who supports you ✨✊

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very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman

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yeah maybe it’s “not all men”, but there have been plenty of incidents where men didn’t do shit when it was happening right in front of them

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there’s something about wanting to share a post until the end says “share if you agree!”, that makes me not want to share it anymore

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i’m about to set the world record for the amount of “i told you so’s” said in a 4 year span

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you know how young people are coming out w their least favorite millennialism? i feel like Gen Z’s is gonna be the way we put “era” after everything. i’m calling it now, the next generations are gonna COOK us over that.

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If a Sieg Heil is just an “arm gesture” so is a haymaker.

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i’ve had the smiths stuck in my head for 3 hours, specifically the part in bigmouth strikes again, “now i know how joan of arc felt” it just scratches an itch in my brain every time

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me: maybe this week is when quitting smoking actually sticks the implosion of democracy and global stability: i don’t think so tim

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The thing is, I feel like if someone truly, accidentally, & unintentionally made a n*zi salute on a national stage, they would be appropriately horrified by it and apologize. And when they don’t ….. it says everything.

submitted 41 days ago • 464 comments

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer

submitted 42 days ago • 253 comments

i just bought two vapes & they both taste like plastic. God if you want me to stop vaping just say that 😭

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i got so many compliments from like really old people today over my hair?!? what is going on?! i ain’t never felt this typa love from a boomer.

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nothing like waking up at 2 am & never falling back asleep bc the state of the world has left me incredibly anxious

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not that i’ve read a lot of Karin Slaughter’s will trent novels, but the characters in the show are not lining up w how i played them in my mind while reading & it’s throwing me off

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you know what is available. TiK ToK by kesha

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