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keenkook.bsky.social
Depressed portuguese problem-child, skateboarding enthusiast (he/him)
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what if I went to bed at 4pm

AI is that one guy in class who when it became clear he hasn’t done the reading just kept doubling down on the ridiculous answer he gave when he got called on

THE TRANS SOCIALIST SITE DOESNT HAVE A MARKETPLACE OF IDEAAAAAAAS. 😭

sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

what if EA's CEO took a paycut and shut the hell up

mid kings rise up 🫡

This video game would have sold better if it were a completely different game. I am very wise.

i can't be asked for career advice anymore cuz i'm just gonna tell you to live with your parents

Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊

I've generally had a personal rule of "oh I try not to repost nudity or anything too graphic for hireability" but after this past week, fuck it, who cares The whole system is breaking down and trans folks are getting outlawed, if I miss out on a job cause I reposted art with a dick in it, who cares

Que nojo, portugueses a dizer no social media da media portuguesa ao chamar a saudaçao claramente nazi do outro, so a dizer… “jornal enganoso”, “tiraram o contexto”, “é a saudaçao romana”, etcetc Porra nojentos de merda

my love language is you being so nice to me

This is a pretty good section

TRY IT - IM RIGHT - dashare.zone ADMIN

In 2025 I will be weezing the juice.

The Switch 2 will be in all of our homes and we will be playing it before it's ever officially announced.

AI generated fake profiles make sense coming from people who couldn't make a genuine human friend to save their life

Disgusted by these big companies and their lack of dedication to backwards compatibility. Why the fuck can’t I play Hotel Mario on my Sonicare toothbrush? The naked greed of the Phillips corporation, that’s why. Anti-consumer scum, the lot of them!

Happy new year y’all! A fresh start, embrace it. 💫

it's lars ulrich's birthday so do remember to illegally download an album today

This is personal to me as well. My dad’s favorite song was “Panama” by Van Halen.

oops we are feeling the feelings of not wanting to be known by anyone and to disappear into a little adorable puff of smoke again

It's really weird that people are framing The Game Awards as "Wukong lost to Astro," as if Wukong wasn't literally the worst game out of the six by some distance.

Fast forward to 2027, the Coney Barrett Court has decided that "weird freak nobody likes" is the only protected class

The extent to which bribery is legalized in the USA never ceases to amaze me. Also, what the hell is an inauguration fund?

Opinion: Google's latest AI innovation offers a putrid vision of game development "Google has admitted the model is only capable of maintaining consistent worlds for less than a minute. It's like watching the memory of a memory swirling the cosmic drain. There is only degradation and collapse."

Hey chat. This is normal, right? Like, every dude that gets shot in this country has a $50,000 bounty put out for the suspect. Right? Just want to make sure law enforcement is not giving one piece of shit's rotting corpse preferential treatment here.

Happy Saturday Skeets! You’re gonna be just fine.

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

Need somebody with this energy to motivate me to go to the gym in 2025

I'd so much rather you just tell me what music hit for you this year than look at what data spotify scraped from account metrics

About to start a podcast about Talk Talk and call it 'Talk Talk Talk'

It's not till you have to go back on Twitter for work that you remember how absolutely shite it is. The first thing I was greeted with was folk arguing about Call of Duty being better for Xbox or PlayStation. Seal the doors. Chernobyl FM. Grow up.

The far right after we leave Twitter.

lady in the streets and a goblin in the home

this is the real world, today

northernlion: it's like everything else, to live is to lose ground, you know? you gotta embrace that and enjoy it to a certain extent the game he's playing: sort your salad before proceeding

my computer friends are all guys in their 40s who used to be on something awful and now alternate between posting "butt farts" and "great sunday with my wife and our 5 y/o" and i think that's so nice

My hottest hot take is that we need to have the same feelings about smoking weed publicly that we have about cigarettes. Do what you want but I shouldn’t have to breathe it in or have the smell stick to my clothes