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today I dreamt that I unknowingly disturbed a huge ass spider, who stuck a needle into my heart and injected me with poison

all I ever truly wanted was to get rid of the crippling shame of myself

the most pleasant feeling ever for me is to turn off my frontal lobes, stop engaging them and just follow along with whatever impulses and desires fire off in my mind; unfortunately it usually ends poorly πŸ’”

i don't know what any of the deepseek stuff means in the long term but i know it's making people i dislike upset and yeah sure i'll take the endorphin hit equivalent of a mcdouble any day of the week

I guess this is the new normal.. WTF

so that just happened

Guy who sells doo doo (squinting wisely and doing visionary voice): We believe within 10 years the world economy will be almost completely powered by doo doo

the scariest thing is uncertainty; movies, games and shows provide certainty of experiences without the dangers such as dying; porn provides certainty of sex without shame, failures and rejection; but the best certainty is in fantasies and the memories, you can bathe and bathe in it endlessly

I don't understand this obsession everyone suddenly got with weightlifting, it looks so boring!

just discovered femininity seems to be what I project onto people rather than what they are themselves like, the day is going well πŸ‘

wondering if i can buy aspartame in bulk so i can add it wherever

shit's getting old, and by shit I mean myself

2024 was fire in spring and summer, but in the fall shit went so downhill and got probably as low as I have so far witnessed in my 29 years on this planet

being online lately has felt like when as a kid I used to put my face against a tv screen to stare directly into it and see what it would be like

instagram lately's been conpletely unusable with the amount of ads and recommended content 😬 I feel like 50% of my time on there I'm just watching ads

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I can tell you wrote that with ChatGPT

I love having a cup of coffee so so so much ain't nothing else like it (haven't tried cocaine though)

i feel like the chill dog has very quickly descended to the status of a coworkercore meme

I remember being 16 when I first learned that women get periods, because nobody bothered to teach me that really good job on all accounts, society πŸ‘

if the woman ain't have at least a little chubbiness to her i don't want her

cocky want boing boing... that's me, I'm the cocky, the cocky is me

i love data bluesky, it's like it's 2021 all over again πŸ₯Ή

I love anetha so much

wonder if there is a trauma/psychology/meditation corner on bsky yet? really missing heidi priebe and nicole lepera on here :(

main reason there is no future anymore is because the capital doesn't need it anymore, we're in a local (hopefully) optimum