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MMW he's going to send US citizens to an El Salvador prison whether courts say it's "legal" or not. And he's going to do it to his political enemies, journalists, and others who have only committed the "crime" of calling out his fascism. Then he'll come for people who post messages like this. Shit.

It's all a ploy. #MarketManipulation

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to all you wonderful lovely people! 🏳️‍⚧️ Thank you for sharing as much of yourselves as you are comfortable sharing; all our lives are richer for it ❤️

For people outside the industry, it may not be common knowledge, but one of the most famous bits of technical writing of all time, was Joel Spolsky saying that you should *never* rewrite an entire code base — 25 years ago. www.joelonsoftware.com/2000/04/06/t...

Telegram has never published proofs of their encryption. You just have to take their word for it. It is NOT better than Signal in this regard.

I need to buy a Canadian flag. 🇨🇦

Just a reminder: having a functional moral compass right now is going to make you feel bad all the time; don’t mistakenly hate yourself for that.

This is pretty cool: academic.oup.com/mnras/articl...

I would just like to say again that Canada is a GODDAMN DELIGHT as a neighbor and we should wake up every day and be grateful that our longest border with such a gem

I'll be presenting on UVA's latest Microsoft Entra adventures tomorrow during Internet2's IAMOnline Webinar... along with Tommy Doan from SMU who will be sharing their insights. I hope you'll check it out: incommon.org/news/the-sso...

FUCK YOU SCHUMER #SELLOUT

Trump: COLUMBA IS AWFUL Columbia: [slaps student] Trump: COLUMBIA IS ANTISEMITIC Columbia: [kicks student in groin] Trump: NO MONEY FOR COLUMBIA LOL Columbia: [punches brown student in nose] Trump: WE WILL CLOSE COLUMBIA Columbia: [reaching for another student] okay this time it will work

if you don’t appreciate Pi Day puns, you’re just being irrational.

I am filled with contempt for the people who think this is an acceptable way for America to treat an ally. They deserve a ignorant, thuggish government, but regrettably they have inflicted it on all of us.

One of these things is not like the others

Exploit: if you pause the game & eat 1.5 million hotdogs you'll wind your life expectancy back before the present moment, meaning that the event flag will never trip and you'll live forever

This is not “learning about other people” this is platforming authoritarianism. wtf does Gavin Newsom think he’s accomplishing besides torching his prospects for the future? Have real conservatives of which Bannon and Charlie Kirk ain’t

Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.

I hate this kind of weasel wording because what is meant by “sincere beliefs that are core to their identity” is “we sincerely believe that your identity is a sin and we get to choose what you do with your body.” The opprobrium is coming from inside the house.

New blog post: Introduction to YARA blog.ecapuano.com/p/introducti... #infosec #dfir

McKinley tried to annex Canada through terrifs. He was assassinated BTW. History 😊 time.com/7212675/tari...

Our healthcare system is so bad it's a top reason countries don't want us to annex them

We have one. It’s “Americans.” And we have a name for people who want a war with Canada. It’s “fascists.”

Who had "War with Canada" on their 2025 bingo card?

The Anti Defamation League is so right, if there’s one thing that makes me feel safe as a Jew, it’s people with unpopular political opinions getting abducted by the government

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

I try real hard to not constantly post alarmist shit This is undeniably, inexcusably, outrageously dangerous The sitting president has asserted his admin will arrest and deport *legal residents* based on their political views, detaining them without charges.

There's a critical CVE forthcoming for OpenSAML / Shibboleth SP... something NOT involve xmlenc... 🤔

I'm beginning to think that *this* is the Star Trek "mirror" universe... And we did not get the good one.

How not to take a vacation: norovirus outbreak within your family. 🤢

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

I feel seen.

The last time America increased tariffs like this, it was 1930 — and it triggered the Great Depression.

3 different VMware zero days, under active exploitation by ransomware groups CVE-2025-22224, CVE-2025-22225, CVE-2025-22226 VMware ESXi VMware Workstation Pro / Player (Workstation) VMware Fusion VMware Cloud Foundation VMware Telco Cloud Platform (Exploitation actually ESXi) […]

MIT Econ Professor 👇🏽

A lot of people are going to die from this

Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy — if a British cow ever got the chance, it’d eat you and everyone you care about

Shane Gillis was a horrific choice for #SNL last night. Just terrible. I don't care about his politics, he's just not funny. At all. Such a deep valley after the mountain that was the 50th Anniversary Show.

Genuinely embarrassing for Disney/ESPN... why no pre-game? I definitely signed up to watch a fake building with "commercial break" on it for 20 minutes, not the freakin' STADIUM SERIES game with the #BlueJackets #CBJ

hat tip to @theliamnissan.bsky.social