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kelleyboles.bsky.social
1. I don’t post a lot 2. I try to be as nice as is possible 3. I enjoy track and field and plan on traveling to a few Grand Slam Track meets in 2025. 4. I am a member of USATF Masters and will compete in the sprint events in 2025. 5. Kansas City Chiefs
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Oh I should not have looked at my 401k balance this morning. 😂

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Our stock market is crashing. Our economy is contracting. Our government is dismantling. Our allies are fleeing. Our grocery prices are rising. But at least we now call it "The Gulf of America." So it all evens out.

submitted 109 days ago • 819 comments

Dear third-party voters, you’ve been awfully quiet. What’s up? What’s the game plan for the next 3 years and 11 months? Asking for 75,017,626 friends who did the right thing because we wanted to avoid all of this shit!!!

submitted 121 days ago • 1372 comments

People who start standing on line to board your flight an hour before the announce that it’s time to do that: why?

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

They screwed this all up.

submitted 122 days ago • 40 comments

Stephen Miller Enraged After Discovering Cantaloupe He’s Fucking From Mexico

submitted 122 days ago • 194 comments

Dear everyone who rolls up in my comments when I’m talking about something that is not The Current Chaos, berating me that There Are More Important Things to Be Thinking About, please, and I say this with love, fuck all the way off into the sun, I will do as I please, unfollow me if it bothers you.

submitted 129 days ago • 1207 comments

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

submitted 131 days ago • 452 comments

Playstation Network down. Resorted to cleaning the kitchen. I dont think this is a fair alternative

submitted 133 days ago • 12 comments

please stop bringing Ye's trash from Over There to Over Here

submitted 133 days ago • 88 comments

I know our country is on fire. I know Trump is bad and is doing very bad things, and I often address those things with posts and reposts. But if I post a joke about my kid or my dog or a pleasant experience at a diner, don’t scold me for not exclusively talking politics 24/7. Please just ignore me.

submitted 136 days ago • 429 comments

Can always count on the Dems to bring a banana to a gun fight.

submitted 139 days ago • 765 comments

@roywoodjr.bsky.social this was excellent. 5/5 👍🏼👍🏼

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Who could have seen that coming you fucking collaborating CUNTS

submitted 141 days ago • 61 comments

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 142 days ago • 266 comments

@nickmark.bsky.social Nathan Tobey says hi. 👋🏼

submitted 144 days ago • 0 comments

need some bland, meaningless conclusions for your review article? use these! these conclusions are so nonspecific that they're perfectly applicable to any ICU topic 👌 you're welcome

submitted 144 days ago • 9 comments

It’s pretty rough having to walk every day into an emotionally-draining job filled with challenges and tragedies while also having to plan your future in the face of even larger, nationwide tragedies, but there’s a trick to getting through it all: dissociating

submitted 144 days ago • 12 comments

“It’s a side project. I call it DeepSeek.”

submitted 145 days ago • 52 comments

John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

submitted 146 days ago • 200 comments

submitted 150 days ago • 1833 comments

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submitted 151 days ago • 48 comments

I cannot believe that our ghetto ass govn't actually worked together to get rid of a fuckin app. Meanwhile, I can die from eating a mixed salad laced with Listeria or a mass shooting on my way to get it. Man, FUCK YALLL

submitted 153 days ago • 530 comments

You are showing your entire ass by calling TikTok “a dancing app” in the year 2025

submitted 153 days ago • 51 comments

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

submitted 153 days ago • 464 comments

Brother, ain’t nobody coming from there to here.

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

submitted 153 days ago • 556 comments

My dad had a copy of Bob Uecker’s Wacky World of Sports on VHS. We used to watch that over and over. RIP to Bob.

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments