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If you take the proportion of 83 children dying in American Samoa as a result of RFK Jr. advising them to stop administering the MMR vaccine and apply it to the US, over 600,000 people would die.

They don't want to teach history so they can repeat it.

I regret thinking an orange boy cat was bad. Two girl cats is so much worse. They coordinate their attacks. Mom has egg on her hands and can’t grab us? Lala tries to push over their food dispenser and Acorn goes to eat a stick of butter.

An important point to keep in mind.

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

@netflix.com hire me to do background checks on your Love is Blind cast. It’s so embarrassing that you don’t find out these guys are creeps when it’s a basic FB search.

Every time I see Hillbilly Elegy displayed at a bookstore or library, I move it and put a book by an author he would hate in its place.

Married at First Sight Australia is sooo much better than this season of Love is Blind. #mafsau

Wait. I’m so happy to see Madison and Alex break up. They would have been a mess. #loveisblind

I keep forgetting Devin is so young. I hope he and Virginia work out. #loveisblind

Of course Dave has his ankles out during the reveal. #loveisblind

Yay Meg! I was so worried she would have stayed with Mason. Love that she left. #loveisblind

I really like Sara, I hate that she’s with the creepy dude from the TikTok warnings. #loveisblind

After Taylor’s story about her ex not posting pics with her, Daniel better treat her well. #loveisblind

Wait, who are Daniel and Taylor? This season’s Amy and Johnny? #loveisblind

I really want Dave’s sister to actually be his biggest hater and tells Lauren to dump him. #loveisblind

Dave is awful #loveisblind

We’ve gotten too much of Mason-Madison-Meg. I don’t know who any of these other people are. #loveisblind

I want Madison and Mason together. They are both annoying. #loveisblind

Sara, girl run. He’s giving every 🚩 #loveisblind

So Madison is the season villain? #loveisblind

While u might want to celebrate Valentine’s Day, please remember how hard and difficult this day is for those having an affair with ur loved one 💔

My theory is there was always this much dirty/flirty talk in other seasons, but we never saw it because they had actual drama. #loveisblind

Is Alex an ok guy or did I miss something while multitasking? Note: only on episode 3. #loveisblind

Do we think Dave and Molly voted? #loveisblind

The cast mates that tell everyone who they like in the lounge are masochists. I would never let anyone know in case I was dumped. #loveisblind

Sara, give us names to the cast homophobes! I don’t want to accidentally cheer them on. #loveisblind

I wonder if Trevor season 6 is watching Joey thinking about what could have been. #loveisblind

Drake is about to be the cheerleader for Canada boycotting the US. #halftimeshow

If Kendrick does anything in the halftime show to insult Trump, he has to be really basic about it. You know Trump’s intelligence is not on the level of a Pulitzer Prize winner. #kendrick

If Taylor gets more screen time and attention than Trump at the Super Bowl, he is going to have a huge tantrum.

The NFL can’t remove DEI because it’s why they hired JayZ instead of listening to the issues Colin Kaepernick brought to attention. Jay’s given them some of the most successful halftime shows, so they will not mess with their $$. They don’t actually give a shit about diversity.

The Grammys did not let us down this year. Beyonce winning Best Country Album and Kendrick winning a million awards for “Not Like Us” is the level of petty I need this year.

I am so happy “Not Like Us” won best music video. It is such a tribute to Kendrick’s community and family. Love to see it.

Washington is full of rule-following valedictorians who were inspired by the West Wing and did Model UN and moot court and studied their heroes and who believe in using government to help people. That's nice, but you need to learn how to swing on the illiterate bullies who steal lunch money.

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

What I learned today: Pepto-Bismol can cause your tongue to turn black.

Young Leo was so damn charming.