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30 | They/Them | Gamer | Anarchist | Artist | General Time-Waste Enthusiast | Streamer https://www.twitch.tv/keltalo |
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I got a dozen emails in the last hour that Trump pooped his pants and smelled terrible at the inauguration. I can't find a single source about it, but it's weird that so many people would write on about it. Has someone been spreading this rumor?

In this week's video, we look at the absurdity of Sony greenlighting TEN "live service" games, then desperately cancelling them all after the completely imaginary bubble burst: youtu.be/R5oFjX18_18

In winter through early spring, you can sometimes find unspoiled, still-bright groundcherries sitting in the latticed remnants of their husks, like hearts suspended in paper ribcages

Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!” Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*

Trying to explain the current marvel cinematic universe is like trying to explain the plot of a soap opera, sometimes you just had to be there

THIRTEEN TWENTY-EIGHT DAY MONTHS. 364 DAYS. THE 365TH DAY IS A GLOBAL CELEBRATION. #FIXTHEMONTHS

kingdom hearts theorists online are kinda goofy

You ever play a game so good you gotta just sit with the title screen for a while after watching all the credits roll?

The Department of Transportation is fining JetBlue $2 million for "chronically delayed" flights on the East Coast. It's the first time the DOT has fined an airline for delays on specific routes due to "unrealistic" scheduling. Half of the fine will go to affected passengers.

The minimum wage just went up in 21 states, increasing the pay of 9.2 million workers by a total of $5.7 billion, according to @epi.org. The federal minimum wage continues to sit at $7.25 as it has since 2009.

Tips For Picking Out Running Shoes theonion.com/tips-for-pic...

Oh baby the main course has arrived. This is going to be a very slay the spire Christmas indeed

Christmas came early this year #slaythespire #slaythespiretheboardgame @megacrit.com

@codyjohnston.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social omg, it is coming for us all. Nobody is safe

It really is quite touching. I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy theonion.com/fda-recommen...

Jon M. Chu Defends Splitting ‘Wicked’ Into 230,400 Successive Images theonion.com/jon-m-chu-de...

Anyone going to Con Of Heroes 2025? Going to be a fun Marvel Champions get together. If you are, hmu

After watching wicked i am kinda feeling like experiencing one of the most interesting wizard of Oz adaptations

Me waking up each day

I have used online banking long enough that paying for things with cash is starting to feel like I am getting stuff for free

I saw something today that rang true to me. There are two types of people in this world: People who can infer things from incomplete information

When people ask me about my future

Yooo I did not remember the scarecrow rolling up to the witches castle like this

I am going to be brave enough to say it. When are we getting Old Maid Legacy you cowards

Just saw Wicked, would have happily sat there another 3 hours. Had a blast

This slime supports trans rights. You will always have my support 🏳️‍⚧️

Daily Doodle 💭😮‍💨🍵 #rkgk #art

If I am playing a puzzle game where the goal is to remove things by matching or stacking things I will ALWAYS refer to that action as KLAXING and I will not apologize for it. Shout-out to all my klax heads out there (we are called klax heads)

i feel like webfishing had fishing in it at one point. not sure if i am playing the game correctly

9 out of 10 dentists seem way too easy to please

Like honestly just smile and nod please……