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submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

I love fun obscure little movie facts. Did you guys know “Frozen” is 1hr 42min runtime & was released in 2013?

submitted 5 hours ago • 24 comments

The Hooters in town shut down a while ago but then the location immediately reopened as an independent bbq restaurant but they retained all the same staff so now it's a regular bbq restaurant that happens to have a large percentage of well-endowed waitstaff

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Pam // 2022

submitted 486 days ago • 10 comments

sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

submitted 4 days ago • 57 comments

Annapurna Interactive announces 'Gone Home' extraction shooter sequel in which 30 players are parachuted into Rural Oregon and attempt to collect enough Angela Carter short story collections and Kate Bush LPs to realize they're a lesbian before anyone else

submitted 5 days ago • 41 comments

billionaires will literally give themselves hitherto-unknown new mental illnesses rather than come out as nonbinary

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

They're transvestigating Henry Kissinger's wife on twitter.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I do not care that tumblr is cringe. I'm free

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

sharing my proudest tweet here

submitted 9 days ago • 16 comments

Growing up methodist in the Bible belt you learn quick that TV evangelicals decide what is satanic. Including: - Pokemon (they say the word Evolution) - Zaboomafoo (see above) - Karate and yoga (breathing/meditation is satanic iirc) - The entire nation of Haiti - Rap music, even Christian rap

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The millenial experience is having that one friend who has no idea what pokemon is because their parents thought it was demonic

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Anybody on here wanna help me target that one individual we’ve been talking about in the chat

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

SCOOP: A group including Columbia alumni, professors & parents is trying to get students deported & arrested and urged people to tip off FBI. They’ve also disparaged Jewish protesters & tried to compile lists of JVP members. W/ @natashalennard.bsky.social theintercept.com/2025/02/15/c...

submitted 9 days ago • 32 comments

All I know. 🤗

submitted 8 days ago • 239 comments

Drifting! 'Ridge Racer Type 4' PlayStation

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

humanoid robots is a tell for a complete lack of vision of what a robot can be

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

friend told me i am not good at receiving compliments while that is true it's also a good jumping off point. for a joke that will sound sad (not funny) until i perfect it

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

simping is the first reflex every time

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

dems: we are putting forward the "crimes are illegal" bill to fight back reps: the department of education will be overseen by adolf hitler (unanimous confirmation)

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

💗 and 💛

submitted 97 days ago • 16 comments

The passive authoritarian tense

submitted 10 days ago • 112 comments

*Donald Trump suspends habeas corpus and starts mass arrests* 74 year old Senator Minority Leader Chuck Schumer who has been in Congress for 27 years: mmmm Mr Trump you better not, sir

submitted 10 days ago • 19 comments

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...

submitted 14 days ago • 305 comments

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

submitted 14 days ago • 646 comments

🌸 Happy New Year lesbians 🌸

submitted 54 days ago • 21 comments

some random pieces I still like

submitted 27 days ago • 12 comments

(gnawing at furniture) i need human skin. for normal reasons

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

🚨BREAKING. From a program officer at the National Science Foundation, a list of keywords that can cause a grant to be pulled. I will be sharing screenshots of these keywords along with a decision tree. Please share widely. This is a crisis for academic freedom & science.

submitted 20 days ago • 1330 comments

How can you expect air travel to be done safely what with the Last Jedi and dragon age gay romance option and things of that nature?

submitted 24 days ago • 15 comments

its time to get real. MAD real

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

how to mix modern rock music, the last guide you'll ever need

submitted 25 days ago • 42 comments

clockwork orange desensitization scene but it's just someone being forced to watch every season of scrubs on loop

submitted 25 days ago • 20 comments

saying “my heart goes out to you” with the nazi salute is going to be hyper normalized over the next few years

submitted 25 days ago • 117 comments

Put glue in your milk for the True Love Potion

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

This is the first legitimate good use case for generative AI: hurting other generative AI companies

submitted 27 days ago • 24 comments

Perfect, no notes.

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

Final Fantasy VII Rebirth is funky [pt.2] PS. I'll be giving away a Steam copy of FF7 Rebirth tomorrow to a random person who commented on this post!

submitted 28 days ago • 147 comments

They set up a snitch line for DEI in the federal government. If you feel like sending your best copies of the bee movie script or some queer smut, have at it. [email protected]

submitted 32 days ago • 119 comments

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying theonion.com/rising-...

submitted 31 days ago • 132 comments

Resident Evil 4, or as I like to call it, Resident EivL,

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Oh man I just got an ADL ad on Tik Tok it actually might be cooked

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

kiss

submitted 38 days ago • 14 comments