they finally did it. they invented a machine that can't run doom.
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You can try the Microsoft just released a Quake 2 demo that runs on genAI.
It forgets where you are you each time you look at the floor and soft-locks when it's to dark. A technological marvel.
You can try the "Copilot Gaming Experience" here: copilot.microsoft.com/wham
It forgets where you are you each time you look at the floor and soft-locks when it's to dark. A technological marvel.
You can try the "Copilot Gaming Experience" here: copilot.microsoft.com/wham
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They simply are acting as a display.
the AI just tries to guess the next frame, and doesn't know anything about game logic
Though a game where the environment completely changes every time you look back could be a cool effect for a section of a horror game
Now this being roughly the same thing. It's just frames of gameplay compiled into a blender.
https://youtu.be/okm9D1hN1jU?feature=shared
Teleporting through shadows is interesting, albeit unintentional.
the ai that the tech bro dipshits are running is basically autocorrect. it trains on some data. then you prompt it and it spits out stuff just like your phones suggested words.
but just like you can't make your phone not say duck, they can't control the output
and I hope it happens today. then I can laugh at the fucking ai data center they're building next to my house instead of wishing it would collapse into a sink hole.
computers work using math. doom was written with math. math is locked. 1+1 will always be 2. 2x2 will always be 4. if you give it the same input, you always get the same result
ai cannot even do math!!
because it doesn't work using input + code = output.
instead it spends the power consumption of germany and goes "based on the millions of stolen pieces of art, writing, and illegally obtained data fed to me, I think 13x13 is 1313."
My favorite example is to ask the ai how many bs are in the word cat. No matter what letter you ask, youll get an aseer between 0 and 3 by pure chance. Highest chance is 2 iirc.
its a gaslighting machine and its so good at that, ppl think its an ai
Using the right tool for the right job… calculators do math just fine. Why would you make a neural network for the job? Complicate the process? SIGNIFICANTLY? So… increased likelihood of garbage in, garbage out.
i cannot express to you how worthless ai is.
It's still true LLMs can't do math reliably, but not comically so.
Like bro, y'all fucked up, take your lumps and move on to something actually useful.
A pregnancy test runs Doom better than CoPilot
https://youtube.com/shorts/2PD-sTFBdvY?feature=shared
Completely bonker.
More proof!
why would you publicly release this it's so embarrassing
Oh god the Torment Nexus
Been curious about it.