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"Nurses will not stay in hospitals that force them to care for unsafe numbers of patients to maximize profits. Nurses know that this is not a safe environment for patients, and they are willing to fight for this language." - Debbie White, @hpae.bsky.social #CodeRed www.insidernj.com/press-releas...

"No republic has ever survived this level of inequality for long and remained a republic." - Pete Buttigieg

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I have no inside info on the efficacy of this man's tenure at NSF, but I can state unequivocally that Trump is tearing the guts out of America and stomping on the entrails.

It’s hard for me to believe this is a “radical, leftist, socialist, commie” way to think.

Elon Musk: “I work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids. Why can’t everyone else work 180 hours a week and have 14ish kids?” The pile of 100 billion dollars in the corner of his bedroom: “I dunno man, it just doesn’t make sense…”

Legit

Quitting twitter for bluesky

Bad for school kids, bad for farmers, and sure as hell won’t “make America healthy again.”

Now that we’re all sex positive should we start calling it “bumping pretties”?

The entire world economy depends on one 80 year old dumbass experiencing self awareness for the first time in his life

We may have overreacted to this film’s title. Turns out it’s very flattering and our PR team is saying this may be a boon to repairing penguin/human relationships. We assumed NatGeo had leaked our Signal chat info. Our official position is now: humans must be required to watch this. Ecology rocks.

Why not. There are no rules.

Before I go into today's dystopian nightmare, let's take a minute to bring down your blood pressure. Here is one of my favorite creatures, the #RedPanda. Enjoy. #nature #animals

Watching Daredevil

We stand with you, alien lifeforms

Hmmm... good question 🤔

I will always hold it against the fake money people that they appropriated “crypto” from cool things like your Sasquatches and Mothmans. They should have called their dumb shit something like Goofbux

African Elephants are my favorite land animal species, by far. During yesterday’s earthquake, my babies at the San Diego Zoo reacted to the quake, immediately protective of their most-vulnerable Community members. Humans could learn SO much from these beauties, if we’d just humble ourselves. 🐘🐘

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

“It’s amazing that others in this room underwrote electing a man who, in the last week, single-handedly destroyed all of American science. It’s amazing how much good science you can destroy with $320 million and RFK Jr, very fast.” — Seth Rogen’s censored remarks presenting the Breakthrough Prize

#OnThisDay April 14, 1996, Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers, when “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired on Fox. @thatbilloakley.com #TheSimpsons #SteamedHams

Evaluating the productive contribution of government workers (or anyone in the non-profit sphere) to the economy can be challenging, but the bland assumption that they are all negative contributors represents a triumph of ideology over evidence.

Very informative chart from Washington Post

I googled it. 3 of the first 6 images are people injecting brightly colored liquids into tomatoes." And all of them different bright colors.

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Brendan Loper. #NewYorkerCartoons Sign up for our free humor newsletter to never miss a Daily Cartoon: nyer.cm/PJhMpSk

Today House Republicans, cheered on by the richest person on Earth, passed a budget framework that will cut support for the poorest people in our country. All while cutting taxes for corporations and the wealthy, and massively increasing the deficit.

BTW as soon as he mentions VAERS — and he will — you can know he's full of shit. That's a "vaccine harm" database that is completely unmoderated, so if you die in a car crash someone can blame vaccines. Literalyl. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccine...

Autumn is a highly skilled member of our Special Operations community. The enemy tries to track her on soft ground, but they always end up confused…and dead.

RFK Jr. told me he would "address drivers of maternal mortality.” But he just fired the researchers that work to improve the health of mothers and babies.

Public service announcement. They are not Dire Wolves. They have 20 single letter changes in their entire genomes. I’ve done shits with more mutations. Every time journalists write up a Colossus press release, They are making people stupider. Client journalism by a ridiculous company.

roberts et al have divined the Actual Intent of the constitution, which is to allow the government to exercise nearly unaccountable power to strip people of their rights. it is why we fought the revolution!

Trump: I just want trade to be even. EU: OK how does zero for zero sound? Trump: NOPE!! That's not good enough! Me: What do you think "even" means?

Humans in 2024: “whatever happens, we will get through it” Humans in 2025: “Your cute penguin picture is keeping me from walking into traffic”

This!

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

In years to come, the people who did this will be the ones who will go to jail.

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

MAGA rushing to social media to defend "raising the cost of living in a snit" is like an active attempt to undermine all the balding white guys on CNN that keep insisting Trump's support has some underpinning other than shared bigotry.