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Kes Beacon, science fiction and fantasy author, artist, crafter, creative. early thirties. represented by John Baker All my links, inc. newsletter signup: kesbeacon.carrd.co
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having conceded this point, i can now announce that it's about the power of friends who drive you round the bend.

We've been receiving a lot of requests for us to answer this crucial question, and we are delighted to attempt to provide you with the information you need as to whether you can read braille with your clit.

reluctantly conceding that the meat in the machine might be a little bit about the power of friendship, screaming, crying, throwing up etc.

good news a parade of fuckups means that they sent me the wrong size mattress and i am now desperate enough to borrow my friend's camp bed mattress.

This is my nephew, he is called Spaghetti and he is very good at giving little kisses.

meat in the machine update: what if you needed a pen and the hot older butch you just seem to feel more alive around had one, but it was in her inner jacket pocket and her hands are just filthy and she couldn't possibly reach in and get it for you herself.....

energy companies are taking the fucking piss

fun fact: if your mattress dies bad enough your ribs can start hurting all the time! fun fact 2: if you have asthma your ribs hurting all the time can make you start struggling to breathe! fun fact 3: i missed the call from the mattress people so i don't know when the new one is coming.

This!! More people need to know that Hitler was actually not an evil genius. He was evil and barely competent, if that.

reading people being like 'it's easier to write bad guys than heroes' and looking at it like. look, i've read things that were less relatable to me. but it's certainly in the top fifty least relatable writing takes i've read this year.

no joke i realised bsky was the real deal as a twt replacement when i started to get depressed and anxious from scrolling the timeline.

"a costumed date in the enchanted gardens under the stars. they're so wrapped up in each other they have eyes for nothing else." awwww

want to draw characters having a cute valentine's day date but can't think of a situation? my character prompt generator has you covered: kesbeacon.itch.io/character-pr...

Copy cat.

Gull in front of me in the station like she's here to offer a side quest.

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finally deleted my n*xtdoor account. it only thought i still lived in the place i had four houses ago and wouldnt let me 'move' without providing documentation, which, fuck off, you're an internet webbed site, i don't owe you shit.

just responded to the ai consultation. exhausted now.

Beinn Bhreac from Rowardennan #Scotland #LochLomond #Rowardennan #Trossachs damianshields.com

Coed Cadw, the Woodland Trust in Wales, has secured an additional 140 hectares of land in south Wales, as part of an ambitious project to create and restore woodland and natural habitats across a 236-hectare landscape

shljjgekt amazing. and determined, too - i assume towards mayhem, in the manner of a kea.

inns, taverns, pubs and alehouses #generator now live! for all your #fantasy #rpg needs, including #dnd party convening... kesbeacon.itch.io/inn-generator

Good sportsmanship from Italy, that.

currently knitting some socks that are meant to have ribbing that spells out 'queer' in morse code. only i decided to make the second one inside out and uh didn't reverse the dots and dashes. it says 'reedy'.

inns, taverns, pubs and alehouses #generator now live! for all your #fantasy #rpg needs, including #dnd party convening... kesbeacon.itch.io/inn-generator

Early morning Mount Fuji. I love the twilight light from the opposite direction of a sunrise, especially with mountains. This was late autumn season, when I saw lots of autumn leaves at the bottom of the lake. Taken with a CPL to make them visible.

new generator probably today!

i just want to put out my latest generator but the art isn't done :((

and that is, after a weird unplanned hiatus, a wrap on gun: a family affair. you can find a prequel comic over at kesbeacon.itch.io/gun-first-kill & a bunch more gun: a family affair over on tumblr kesbeacon.tumblr.com/tagged/gun%2... though UNFORTUNATELY i remain artblocked on gun: hell of a place.

new generator soon? 👀

A list of reasons to make art: -horny -spite -for the bit -if you don't who will

and that is, after a weird unplanned hiatus, a wrap on gun: a family affair. you can find a prequel comic over at kesbeacon.itch.io/gun-first-kill & a bunch more gun: a family affair over on tumblr kesbeacon.tumblr.com/tagged/gun%2... though UNFORTUNATELY i remain artblocked on gun: hell of a place.