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kgmf.bsky.social
Playing EDH and video games by moonlight. Gay MarTech professional and dog dad by daylight. 🌈 he/him
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Look at the floor or ceiling Or anyone else you’re feeling Take home whoever walks in Just. Keep. Your. Eyes. Off. Him.

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Also, I decided not to go to #MagicConChicago because my son needs his teeth cleaning and it’s going to be over $1K to have it done. And how can you deny dental care to this sweet face?

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Just blocked someone because they said Tarkir Dragonstorm was the set they were least looking forward to this year, and I don’t need that energy on my timeline 💅🏼

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Does this mean I can play Yuriko on Brawl? 👀 #MTGxFF

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so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

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Another @maro254.bsky.social win

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You can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. I love Liliana Vess but can acknowledge her flaws (she has none) & can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s never done anything wrong in her life) & call her out for her actions (which are always correct)

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I think I’m capped at six decks for Commander. Nothing as of late has felt that good to rebuild or start new. I feel like maintaining/upgrading beyond six would be bad for my wallet too. #MTG #EDH

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Girl in the elevator complimented my outfit

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Oh, double the number of gnomes I made this turn? Don’t mind if I do 😈 #MTGAetherdrift

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How many exile effects do you think you’d need to make this work? I was hoping he’d be more generically easy to slot into a deck but I’m worried a lot of the time he’ll do nothing 🫠 #MTGAetherdrift #EDH

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Why he kinda? 🤭 #MTGAetherdrift

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???? #MTGAetherdrift

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democrats gave an unimaginable w to trump by pulling this insanely incompetent and unpopular decision. can’t believe that trump who wanted ban tiktok initially is now getting the most expensive free ad by being credited as its savior to 170million americans. master class.

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TikTok is back because it’s Dolly’s birthday #ThePowerOfDolly

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Well now Ash Trevino can keep her job

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Vagisland stonks 📈

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Mood

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Today I learned this is going for $110 on Card Kingdom 🫠

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Assemble a Pokemon team using the FIRST letter from your profile name!

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How I’m rolling into Aetherdrift

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What kind of faggot runs around in a Christmas sweater.

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Bob the Drag Queen is gonna get justice for Peppermint on this season of #Traitors

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bye bitch

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Selfishly I am really interested in whatever promos WOTC does for year of the Snake as that’s the year I was born

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being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life

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are people born cringe or do they have cringe thrust upon them

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Tired of your Commander being removed? Wondering how to stick your pivotal permanent? Or maybe you're just frustrated that the decks that get to play ALL the high-end pieces tend to shrug off removal way too easily? Today's last article of the year is all about Lightning Rods in Commander

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Nosfer.A.T.u.

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Today is my birthday! Yippee! 🥳 The only thing i want on this sacred day is for you to watch my new YouTube video about how getting tilted in magic can make you a better player 🙏 *jeb bush voice* please share youtu.be/TCwEouz_EwE

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Congratulations to the Baha Men for making every declaration of or request for letting dogs out an opportunity for someone to be unfunny 🫡

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Merry Christmas time, happy holidays 🎄

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I like a guy who’s in love with my confidence and is gentleman enough to treat me to a hearty steak salad 🥗

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