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Some days I play with artifacts, other days I muck out the sheep barn. I’m a lucky gal. she/her
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Crash says hi. I don’t know how he’s still alive—his shell was horribly crushed at some point years ago. We’ve known him at least six years. He delights us every year when he appears.

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The warden warbler #oldknees

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therapist: pick your battles me: okay gettysburg

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Me crossing the border from New Mexico into Texas:

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Happy #Invertefest! Celebrate invertebrate biodiversity 🐛💕

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*curls up in blanket fort with book and snacks*

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“When I was younger, there were never people who liked to spend time home alone by themselves, but now it’s a national epidemic,” said Robert F. Kennedy Jr. theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

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Sometimes you look at your desk and you have a snakeskin, a hawk’s feather, a ram’s horn, and part of a squirrel’s tail….and you think to yourself “am I a witch?”

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[society crumbling all around us] Cats: Fuck you. Feed me.

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you me rabies let’s do this

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Like it when I’m showing the cat some slick dance moves and he has to look away because he’s so embarrassed for me

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If a car drives by you and your dog, and you hear what sounds like a demented velociraptor on helium screeching“PUPPY,” that’s me. Hi.

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me (transitioning from audio content creator to fish historian): im gonna go record a cod past

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Hi, I made you this green bean casserole to show you the depth of my love for you.

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It’s Shakespeare’s birthday not sure how old he is going to be or not to be.

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THAT’S IT. I’m getting an ad on a diner placemat.

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Pope 2: Pig in the City

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“Don’t judge me,” she said to herself, knowing full well that bitch was going to judge her anyway.

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Bat, Literally Translated into English. Map by me

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But this is my emotional support little screwed up ball of soggy paper - My Cat

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My cat gets away with murder because he's usually unbearably cute while being an arsehole.

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ELROND: the fate of this world rests on your shoulders, young master hobbit. you must complete this journey, or else middle earth will face certain death and doom unto all men FRODO: can my friends come ELROND: yes

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Have you tried being anxious about it?

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Herman, you flirt.

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[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave

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Then Frog and Toad ate a big breakfast. And after that, they spent a fine, long day together.

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One of my fears as a translator of old things in a language with no living native speakers to check with is of looking at something that says “yo he high as fuck” and translating it as “alleluia he is risen.”

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Couldn’t have thought of a single other business name, huh?

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Wait…should I not use the word ‘anyhoozles’ in an exhibit label?

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New life plan?

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Pros And Cons Of Bringing Back Extinct Species theonion.com/pros-an...

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Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid.

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I’m not playing hard to get. I’m hard to want.

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Have a damn good Friday everyone.

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oh this is very fun!

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Well, it would appear that, after more than a century, we have a newly discovered XVIIIth Dynasty royal tomb, belonging to Tuthmosis II, the prematurely deceased husband to Hatshepsut and father to Tuthmosis III. Congratulations to the excavation teams! #Egyptology www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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People journey on foot to a mission near the site for Good Friday and Easter services. Some walk miles on the highway. Amazing. To warn me to drive carefully, my coworker sans segue says: “BEWARE THE PILGRIMS.” Like, damn, I didn’t realize they made it this far inland. What did they do now?

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