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khaosguillotine.bsky.social
Evil manipulative mastermind
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MINI MONARCH DANI I LOVE YOU
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Wow these spam bots are getting specific
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There is no try, only do.
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Be on family guy more often and I’ll write you an essay. I’ll send a messenger pigeon to seth macfarlane or something
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Ugh I hate robocalls. SPEAK TO REPRESENTATIVE (Amir)
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Rookie numbers
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Stop putting things up ur urethra
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Lucky :/
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But it’s why I *will* be the first, right?
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I am, unfortunately, in the US
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crazy thing. U work on tv. That’s a job u can get me thx in advance <333
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U may cry? I’m about to be out of an editing job bc it’s ending 😔😔😔 /silly
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Autism cultural appropriation fr smh /silly
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👎
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Who is we bc I sure as hell am not wearing the inflatable monstrosity
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Kinda rude u left 3 minutes after I joined. Even called in and gave commentary. It was thrilling.
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I enjoy a puzzle in the room. Sorry ur just not as whimsical as I am.
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no I have a Diet Coke and markiplier
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On a real note though the best thing to do is prep something you’d like to talk about and remember theyre just normal people so you don’t need to freak out so much. Honestly saying “Amir is literally just a dude” as an affirmation will help
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As someone who is known for interacting with celebrities on the internet, the best thing you can do is be incredibly mean. If you can insult their outfit you can go viral.
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Any chance ur a lesbian? Asking for clarification
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Can I be told first just because it’ll be funny to know before Thomas
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Man crush Monday?
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Speeding home Dw
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I think we need a way to sabotage you then. For the fund of course.
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Okay so this is my reminder to get several energy drinks, got it
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I was just a maid of honor so I’d like to add to not buy everyones shoes online. They’ll look cute but it’ll be painful to walk down the aisle.
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U didn’t have to one up me as an editor
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Are you allergic to giving more than a 5 minute heads up on lives
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Leave my GILF alone
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I’m simply living mas
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yea he posted it earlier today. Between him filming and going back and forth to watch my little league baseball games it’s been hard to settle on a time
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He’s doing it the 19th
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So it’s definitely not tonight. Esp bc may 10th was 3 days ago