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khaosguillotine.bsky.social
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Mad at @amirtalai.bsky.social rn because I’m at the airport and I forgot pilots actually wear the lil outfit and they’re not just making an LA to Vegas reference. Keep whipping my head around only for just a normal pilot dude to be there.

“Have you heard aboyt the drama with-“ dawg my brother is getting tests done for brain surgery I promise you I don’t fucking care rn

I should drink every DAY

Drama in the polycule :/

Amir after dying 4 times in 6 minutes

Having a GREAT time in chat with the other piss rats enjoying our breakfast cupcakes

This cowboy Carter souvenir cup that shrunk in the dishwasher looks like @amirtalai.bsky.social in Calgary

Apparently I can’t want Jane Fonda biblically 🙄

Me: I’ve never seen the bachelorette My best friend Lex (that I love deeply): oh my god khaos so many grown men cry you would love it

Local milf hired me as an escort let’s go gang

I give advice to ppl like I’m playing Life is Strange. By giving them the worst option and not taking accountability

Cloe is short for cloaca

U can actually eat fiberglass fun fact

U don’t understand him like I do

Live mas

Don’t look at me when I’m drinking alcoholic banana pudding