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kicked-by-a-hand.bsky.social
Queer ska punk musician. Debut album "Thanks To Friends Of Friends" out on streaming and CD. They/them. 🩷🩵🤍
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spotted this at the gay bar in NOLA over the weekend and i’ll never stop thinking about it as long as i live

A reminder, from February 25th, 2022:

the twitter approach to downsizing is going great I see

🎀😻😺😸❤️ never feel bad for resting!

tfw USA wins hockey but the government exists

They were discussing Mary Poppins on @alltherightmovies.com and they mentioned that ‘A Spoonful of Sugar’ was inspired by one of the composer’s sons getting the polio vaccine in a sugar cube. A bright, cheery, classic song that sprang from the eradication of a horrific disease.

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

The Eagles will snub the White House visit. Go Birds 🦅

Wrote a song about exactly this! open.spotify.com/track/3lAFv6...

💛💚❤️

Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?

Hands up if you are part of the 14%

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

My stripper song is the emergency broadcast signal

New single is out now. Listen for context. open.spotify.com/track/39GlvO...

Daily task: ❌❌BOYCOTT AMAZON! ❌❌ This is a tough one I know but here are some other options! ✅ Costco.com ✅ Famers markets ✅ Thrivemarket.com ✅ CVS.com ✅ Trader Joe's ✅ Ulta.com ✅ Poshmark.com ✅ NewEgg.com ✅ Ikea.com Art by @trilemma.bsky.social - love it! 💙 Please SHARE‼️‼️ #fuckjeffbezos 🖕

I can’t unsee Samuel L. Jackson as Uncle Sam, it’s forever cemented in my mind. He was brilliant.

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

Yes, it’s good acting, but is it as good as Bruce Willis’s silent reaction shots in The Fifth Element as his wiseass brute character is genuinely moved by the tentacled opera singer Plavalaguna

First live show of 2025 coming up! We will be back at Bernice's Tavern on April 5th. Come party with your favorite Midwest queer ska punk music!

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

yeah I bet on the super bowl. I bet it SUCKS

has anyone said "Super Bowl LIX deez nuts" yet

Hell yeah. Hold the line. This is what we need people to do. Slow things down, don’t comply in advance so the courts have time to stop them. It’s starting to work.

I never understood the musicians playing music while the Titanic sank. Now I do.

Now more than ever.

Dear @Doge If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing

Narrowing down some favorite Homestar quotes to open my next album. Big shoes to fill though. Laser Limes is an iconic clip. If you have any suggestions, there cannot be any background music in the clip. One of my first choices is "welcome to Homestar Runner dot net. It's dot com!"

dude fucked around and is finding out

DYLAN LARKIN

Gotham City gotta be nuts because why were 80% of the villains created by LOOSE ACID? You don’t need Batman, YOU NEED OSHA.

so many