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Here for the bad takes. (He/him) Te-Whanganui-a-tara, Aotearoa 🌱🍉
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Volodymyr Zelensky's Oval Office visit ended early when Donald Trump and JD Vance began angrily yelling at him. Here's why women like Kamala Harris and Hillary Clinton are too emotional to be president.

Intellectual discourse in Mt Cook

New Zealand Government plans to increase its defence spending to 2.5% of GDP. Joke 1: Finally we can afford a second Bob Semple Tank Joke 2: That explains why the Government are hell bent on shrinking NZs GDP, easier target. Joke 3: It makes sense, last year we lost a naval battle to rock.

Ima be honest if you’re spending your time bashing your allies rn in this economy I think you’re fucking stupid.

Our team have been checking on the #kakapo on Pukahereka/Coal Island, in south-west Fiordland, New Zealand. This is the newest kākāpō island, established last year and currently containing 13 males. Here's Kenneth, by ranger Maddy Whittaker. #conservation #parrots #birds

Babe wake up, new Luigi Mangione pics just dropped

The magic of photorealistic portraiture is the feeling of that person being brought to life in front of you and seeing the light shining in Efeso’s eyes today as his mural nears completion, was powerful, and emotional. One year today, and the loss is still immeasurable. Our #SouthAuckland legend.

Meta is renewing its threats against employees, telling them today that they will hunt for leakers and tolerate zero leaks. Want to know how that is going? Three Meta employees who I’ve never spoken to before just cold messaged/emailed me offering me to be sources.

I spoke to a talented junior scientist who just got a good faculty job offer in the US and they told me “well I wouldn’t move to 1930s Germany either” so that’s how that’s going

The Government has forced more legislation all the way through Parliament under urgency in its first 400 days than any since at least 1987, a Newsroom analysis has found. newsroom.co.nz/2025/01/28/g...

The Post printed an article today asserting that Wellington’s car parking is “overstretched”. I asked what their basis was for asserting this, given that WCC parking occupancy at peak times is only 52% and there are around 30,000 car parks overall in the central city. They removed the assertion.

I see a lot of folks saying what Labour needs to do to be less shit, and I dunno, maybe try voting for a different party?

thats ok im already fluent in anxiety

“This Is What Our Ruling Class Has Decided Will Be Normal” #nzpol #climatechange

Wellington, you are being DISGUSTING and I am hating it. Please let us have summer.

[Stares directly into the camera.]

bezos wants to go to space musk wants to colonize mars zuck wants to make ready player one a reality they're all dudes with awful taste in science fiction

Phew! Turtle doves shoot ban triggers bird species recovery

did a small animal whose descendents will diversify and occupy the wide range ecological niches left vacant when an asteroid strike wipes out 90% of all life on earth write this

Actually can’t believe it’s 2025 in a couple days. Here’s some of the cool stuff we did in 2024: 4400 leaks fixed 183 new affordable rentals 10 mil in social housing 110k plants/trees planted 34 safer pedestrian crossings 17 km added to bike network wellington.govt.nz/news-and-eve...

Explaining to an American the difference between a sausage sizzle and a BBQ. Pinnacle of culture.

Look how violently red this tree is #nofilter

Getting in your submission on the Principles of the Treaty of Waitangi Bill is still the most pressing priority (before 7 Jan) but while you’re holding the pen here’s a submission guide (closes 13th) on its “dull but dangerous cousin” the Regulatory Standards Bill: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

unto us a child is born

The best thing about all my friends moving overseas is inheriting an infinite amount of houseplants.

Who called them “dentures” …. and not “substitooths” ?

Last column of the year in the final edition of the Manawatū Guardian which is closing along with community newspapers across the country 😢

I have no idea how they have the audacity to be all up in local government's business to this extent when so much going so wrong with their own knitting. 'People don't vote in local elections' & when they do - this happens. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Joel is right and he should say it. Honestly the whole city right now is stricken with loss aversion bias. We're not losing a mediocre bridge, we're gaining a proper, open, connected civic square.

Absolutely get fucked with this "pipes before cycleways" framing. Have you _seen_ what roads cost to build and maintain? Getting people out of cars would save so much fucking money we could have gold water pipes that never corrode.

We won’t build any housing if we latch onto what we think we once had, it’s time we start visioning a new future, where we welcome people into our communities, we learn to share, and realise Wellington’s true potential www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

😮 🤯 no wayyyyyy man

Crying

A story in two parts

Nice little morning wakeup 🐓 #eqnz

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

Statistics NZ says #Wellington has lost 19,430 jobs in a year. Economist Shamubeel Eaqub says that's 11.6% of its jobs. Most cuts would be people who commute into the city to work. If retailers complain about slow sales, blame job losses not cycle lanes! #NZpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/busines...

My houseplants watching me pour water in the coffee maker

Today's the day 🎓

Meanwhile in Dunedin….🤣🦭

Researchers pen scathing open letter to Minister over Marsden Fund changes "I find it immensely ironic that the Minister is basing this decision on its benefit to the economy, when the study of the economy is itself classed as a social science."

⬇️ Tahu Kukutai @taramcallister.bsky.social @ahikaroa.bsky.social Linda Waimarie Nikora, Georgina Tuari Stewart & @alicetps.bsky.social - "This devastating cut... felt immediately like an extension of ongoing anti-Māori politics & political interference" 🎯 www.sciencemediacentre.co.nz/2024/12/10/m...

NYPD released new stills of the alleged shooter apparently in a taxi with some unbelievable brow work cutting some lethal angles.

I would like to fall asleep here

“We had a clinician, who was in a management role for 1 day a week and 4 days in clinical practice, take voluntary redundancy. "So they are having to bring in a locum. "We've paid redundancy to someone and then replaced them with someone on a higher hourly rate” #nzpol www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

The best thing about BlueSky is not financing a sociopath.

The hawk tuah girl turning into a crypto scammer is peak 2024 story arc that I didn’t have on my bingo card