Now picture that same scenario with 1T in crypto. It's gonna happen soon.
They're going to have to lock all the doors and close all the windows when the crash comes so that their monetary policy changes are effective. The easiest way to do this is to disavow 1T in crypto that isn't doing anything.
People are blowing their money left and right on the stupidest things which means there is too much money around. This is the 2008 recession all over again.
I mean, if you spend thousands on a cryptocurrency named after the literal sound of a blow job then maybe you're unlikely to be a long term financial success story.
I would say never put any investment anything crypto, but them I will be picking a fight with the cross tribe of crypto bros, Musk fanbois and maga putz.
Magas: "Fuck regulation! I want to put my money in crypto! The Feds are trying to keep me from getting rich!"
Also Magas: "I've lost my life savings in crypto! Why isn't anyone doing anything about this?"
Just sayin you are correct.
A better investment would be rice and beans.
Of course throwing in a few peas or whatever would not hurt.
Eating the same meal everyday will become boring.
How can you be a “huge fan of hawk tuah” though? It was a meme that was popular for a few months and then fell off. It’s not like it involved any sort of talent that someone could be a fan of 🤔
How much of a loser do you even have to be in order to say you're a fan of "Hawk Tuah" with your full fucking chest.
Like, dude. Hawk Tuah isn't a franchise. It's not even the podcast she has. It's a two-word joke that blew out of proportion because way too many idiot laughed at a ten-second clip.
You'll be eating these words when the Hawk Tauh multiversity comes, featuring bangers like "Oops, I invested all my money into blowjob themed shitcoins".
If you have an influencer begging you to buy their coin, it is ALWAYS going to be a rugpull. Some people just don’t learn, which is why we have banking regulations on real money.
Absolutely insane to put 35k into a coin at once. I wouldn't even put my life savings into bitcoin and that's actually going places. People are off their rockers. At least when I was getting crypto scammed I was only putting $20-40 into different coins to see if any of them pumped down the road.
I so want this to be a 13 yr old boy with his dad's stolen credit card. But it's not. It's a grown ass man, with the right to vote and the ability to find $35k to piss away. Even more depressing - he probably is raising a 13 yr old boy. Homeschooling him, no less.
I was tangentially aware of her at best. It's the kind of thing that intruder upon my awareness just enough to know that it's idiotic and not worth knowing about, like tha Kardashians.
I could maybe identify one of them, and I'd have to see her freakish ass to do so.
Ewww no. I do not want someone hocking a loogie on "that thing". Hell, I don't want them calling it that thing when it has a scientific name (Leviathan, Lord of the Seas).
I saw a few shorts from her interviews and she seemed like a really nice person (until the crypto scam). She:
- Didnt want to do any porn (big money was offered)
- Didnt want to be on OnlyFans (would make big money)
- She helped animals in need
- She gave genuine and friendly vibes
He's just engagement farming since twitter rewards you for making that garbage now. These cryptobros are moneybrained sociopaths who see dollars signs behind everything.
Girl had the audacity to mention sex unapologetically and that's about it, no? how did she get popular enough to get an entire talkshow and a following big enough to pull a crypto scam?
All it takes to become a "celebrity" nowadays is to make a viral sound on tiktok. If it's used enough you can get endorsements for anything. Talk Tuah was the third most listened to podcast in American, all because of a 5 second clip. It's like the "I love corn" kid.
I put her in the garbage can when she pimped that paul guys scams.
Crypto scamming is just a natural progression.
Hope she gets that bag though, scamming stupids should be celebrated in today's world.
They cause so much damage, might as well let them feel some of that pain for once.
Somewhere along the line people are told "hey let's scam some people out of money" and they agree to it. That's really how this stuff goes down. Just remember that whenever you see a memecoin come up.
I would say something exceptionally disgusting that would compare her to an Old Dirty Bastard song that featured Kelis; however, I figure the song will do it for me.
Of course she was going to. I would be surprised if some one who cultivates an audience with a room temperature average IQ doesn't finish off their fifteen minutes of fame with a shitcoin.
I’m thinking about starting an Only Fans account where I set up a variety of pop-up shelters in various weather conditions while wearing a “banana hammock”.
I’m bald, hairy, beat-up and a month from 63 so it should be a hit.
She is a drunk party girl who became famous when she was interviewed on the street and she explained how to give oral sex. You know, the type of situation that if your daughter was involved with it, you would kill her….
Yeah, I agree. If people really believed in stop making stupid people famous, Joe Rogan would be a no one. What they usually mean is "Stop letting women figure out how to make the most of us making fun of & trying to humiliate them."
When people have a choice between working on themselves and strengthening who they are around their inadequacies, or being told that they have no inadequacies and it's actually "Easily targeted group A" who are to blame for everything they feel they're missing out on in life, where...
...do you think an immature mind, looking for a way forward in a world that's already hard, will aim itself?
That's what grifters like that potato of a man aim themselves. They weaken men as a whole (by being a hole) then more disenfranchised are there for them to mop up and profit from.
Its not stupidity, its desperacy. I have a friend who is a really smart guy but he's completely obsessed with crypto because he's tired of being poor. Being friends with a gambler is difficult.
Trusting an influencer, who let's be honest isn't the sharpest tool is not desperate, it's stupid. Especially when the last few years have just been full of influencers with pump and dumps. Logan Paul being the prime example.
Someone with little innate talent but a meteoric accidental social media career turning into a crypto scammer was 12,000% on my bingo card because it is a wildly obvious thing that they
The whole crypto is another ponzi scheme created by the rich to redistribute wealth to them from the poor. And I'm sorry, but not sorry anybody who is dumb enough to fall for it has no sympathy from me
The fact that she got any traction with this cryptoscam, and any of her fame at all, is a sign of how broken so many human brains are today.
But it’s just one more sign out of many.
As the plot thickens, we've got reality outdoing Netflix scripts! The leap from hawk tuah entrepreneur to crypto con artist...I mean, are we living in 'Money Heist' season 5 or what?
She handed over her social media to a management company ages ago. I extremely doubt that she conceived any of this grift herself, but it sure appears that she's complicit in it.
If most live from paycheck to paycheck, how did Trump get elected? He is taking your paycheck and wants more? TRUMP only makes sense in the 500k-1m bracket and higher. Everyone else loses, big time
I'm pretty sure trump got elected because he had a better marketing campaign than the dems. People voted against their own interest without really being aware of it.
This is blasphemy okay Trump hater’s everywhere dude’s let me educate y’all about Crypto that crypto can be find. It’s can be track no matter how smart who soever steal that crypto and stop blaming the hawks tuah girl he or she ain’t even know about this okay stupid dumb ass people……………………
Her popularity was the RW train from the beginning, although I don’t know how much she was in on it back then. Only reason I knew what hawk tuah even was for months was the constant barrage of “look how mad the gays are because she’s getting more attention than pride month” memes.
Yeah from what I can see from her, she doesn’t seem like she’s spent enough time online to spot the usual scams and grifters. I blame whoever’s managing her.
We're apparently gonna have to replay Tulip Mania with this crypto BS before we can finally be done with it, because our government couldn't be bothered to say "no you can't do that shit" more than a decade ago because a few bros had already gotten fake rich from it.
So the plan is we're gonna keep heating up the planet running computers to "create" imaginary "wealth" that's backed by nothing other than electricity wasted to "create" it. I mean, when you're already that far out, just PRETEND you've got a bunch of computers running "creating" money.
The value only increases so long as there are new people willing to buy in. It isn't backed by any government or institution. It's a giant Ponzi scheme.
Jenn, I completely agree with you.
But it’s indisputable that Bitcoin has risen from $1 in 2011 (just 13 years ago!) to around $100,000 today. And it’s probably never going back down.
There are over 8 billion people on Earth, and a lot of them are suckers.
She could have embraced a movement for women to take more control of sex with weak men and relationships through power struggles about sex. Yet, she is cashing in on quick cash. This is so American. EVERY ONE HAS A PRICE THEY WILL DROP ALL ETHICS FOR. she started at 0.
I don’t think I’ve felt less sympathy for someone losing their life savings than those who did it buying hawk tuah crypto coins. The real question is how did those people survive crossing streets all their life in order to get to this stage
I wish there were a way to pen them. Is there a way to put anyone who positively mentions crypto on some sort of restricted list? I don't want to even have to go through the annoyance of blocking them.
Crypto bros: just because she gives relatively good (albeit basic) advice on how to eat dicks doesn't mean you should take financial investment advice from her. I hope you learned a lesson here (you didn't, we all know you'll fall for it a thousand times over)
Crypto losers are extremely incompetent. How many crypto horror stories of rug pulls and failures do you need to hear before you realize they're all just scams? Why are people so gullible?
You can feel bad for this person. Calling 35k a life savings and dumping it all into a baseless memecoin is simply desperation. See, there's this thing called due diligence. If he's quick, and likely he's, he'll get a lawyer asap and see if there's any money left she has from other ventures.
If I cared for that stupid ass bingo card shit, some goofball ass weirdo going on about a fuckin 2024 bingo card, in said year that he mentioned unironically, it would definitely be on there.
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Sounds just like this crypto experience.
all my thangs unspit upon. this just sold please help me
They're going to have to lock all the doors and close all the windows when the crash comes so that their monetary policy changes are effective. The easiest way to do this is to disavow 1T in crypto that isn't doing anything.
Zero sympathies. 😂🤣😅😅😂
Not even a reputable coin or anything. 😆
Actions have consequences, and optimism/amusement is not a substitute/cover for pragmatism and smart, thoughtful, logical investing.
Also Magas: "I've lost my life savings in crypto! Why isn't anyone doing anything about this?"
People don't put it wjat you can't afford to lose and FFS stay
away from meme or influncers shitcoin.
A better investment would be rice and beans.
Of course throwing in a few peas or whatever would not hurt.
Eating the same meal everyday will become boring.
Most of the interactions are fake
Crash that's what happens.
Remember Dot Com?
Oh because they're greedy and think they can 50× their money.
They aren't just buying a coin and thinking that sitting in it for a year will make them a millionaire.
It's a big difference lol
Don't know what to make of that one.
"sir that is urine"
Like there is plenty of evidence to tell you that things are only a money making scheme & only one person is making that money 🤦♂️
Like, dude. Hawk Tuah isn't a franchise. It's not even the podcast she has. It's a two-word joke that blew out of proportion because way too many idiot laughed at a ten-second clip.
The mind boggleth.
I'm sad now.
I could maybe identify one of them, and I'd have to see her freakish ass to do so.
- Didnt want to do any porn (big money was offered)
- Didnt want to be on OnlyFans (would make big money)
- She helped animals in need
- She gave genuine and friendly vibes
I just looked up the story
I respect you so much!
S.4912 - BITCOIN Act of 2024
Crypto scamming is just a natural progression.
Hope she gets that bag though, scamming stupids should be celebrated in today's world.
They cause so much damage, might as well let them feel some of that pain for once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXTzm5GtqVo
Faster than what I thought? Yeah
Of course she was going to. I would be surprised if some one who cultivates an audience with a room temperature average IQ doesn't finish off their fifteen minutes of fame with a shitcoin.
I’m bald, hairy, beat-up and a month from 63 so it should be a hit.
STOP MAKING STUPID PEOPLE FAMOUS
That's what grifters like that potato of a man aim themselves. They weaken men as a whole (by being a hole) then more disenfranchised are there for them to mop up and profit from.
Get your shit together people.
The Costco guys are next, I'm sure
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But it’s just one more sign out of many.
You gave her way way way more credit than she deserved.
Frankly, I totally see how this happened
Same thing happened 4 years ago, but reversed.
I wish Americans were more politically literate, but the reading comprehension of the average adult is grade school level.
But expanding the joke to accommodate that ruined what little rhythm it has!
From east London
Fuck Nyah, Report and Block that thing.
I won a Christmas sausage gift basket… not sure how worth it this game was in hindsight…
Maybe we should put it on the 2025 bingo card
There is literally *nothing* of value backing crypto.
I know of someone who paid 44 billion dollars for a worthless social media site.
The only metric that counts is what people are willing to pay.
But it’s indisputable that Bitcoin has risen from $1 in 2011 (just 13 years ago!) to around $100,000 today. And it’s probably never going back down.
There are over 8 billion people on Earth, and a lot of them are suckers.
Never bet against P.T. Barnum.
She could have embraced a movement for women to take more control of sex with weak men and relationships through power struggles about sex. Yet, she is cashing in on quick cash. This is so American. EVERY ONE HAS A PRICE THEY WILL DROP ALL ETHICS FOR. she started at 0.
Hawk Tua could have made a decent chunk of change without scamming. Probs not as much total, but still, enough for class mobility.
Incuriousness is the death of the mind.
I could have dropped it all into this haw-tua $coin
Hahaha 😂
I’m lying
"Buy ma patented Hawk Tua holy Bahbull for only $49.99 + shipping & you too can bask in the glory of the lord! Amen!"
(Hawk tua's a gob of phlegm onto the ground in front of her.)
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