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We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.

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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.

submitted 2 days ago • 302 comments

Pick one. There are no other choices.

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

When you’re accidentally added to the NatSec group chat.

submitted 11 days ago • 114 comments

Ask and you shall receive…😈 *record scratch* “Yo DJ, play my song!!!”

submitted 21 days ago • 53 comments

"The death of human empathy is one of the earliest and most telling signs of a culture about to fall into barbarism." - Hannah Arendt

submitted 24 days ago • 12 comments

Basel, Switzerland

submitted 24 days ago • 664 comments

How many junk drawers is too many?

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Chickens after the price of eggs went up.. 😅

submitted 32 days ago • 41 comments

The President of Finland gives an impassioned speech about Ukraine www.tiktok.com/@canadianres...

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[speed date] HER: hi i’m- ME: if a fish had sex with a duck would the baby be called a dish or a fuck HER: what ME: dish or fuck hurry please

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I feel seen:

submitted 43 days ago • 11 comments

The very talented Sydney Padua made pictures based on the jobs Victorian woman had according to the 1881 census, reminding us they didn't all just stayed at home cooking and looking after the kids. This should be a book. sydneypadua.com

submitted 48 days ago • 4 comments

Cool t-shirt :)

submitted 53 days ago • 5 comments

me: *highlighting* word: and i’ll get that period too me: no thanks, i don’t want it word: it’s right there, i’ll get it me: please stop word: fine but only if you highlight backwards

submitted 65 days ago • 18 comments

Brilliant.

submitted 72 days ago • 66 comments

This is a beautiful act of courage, but my god do I resent that we have to beg these cruel people to have mercy on human beings, to foster even a shred of humanity for those who are endangered, abused, hunted, and exploited. This will sit with me for a long, long while.

submitted 73 days ago • 14 comments

Thanks to all for your kind remembrances on this awful day. Words will come later. Only feelings at the moment. Mourn and remember him but don’t forget to celebrate too. We won’t see his like again. The man from another place has gone home. #DavidLynch #TwinPeaks

submitted 78 days ago • 190 comments

In 1940 Smoky the cat was rescued after an air raid during blitz. Miss Ann Twynam of Paddington took him home, and nursed him back to health. She has taught Smoky to salute, and now whenever service friends visit, Smoky loves to do his saluting turn. February 1943.

submitted 79 days ago • 5 comments

Albrecht Dürer, Six Studies of Pillows, 1493.

submitted 80 days ago • 9 comments

a friend texted me this and I felt I should share it

submitted 82 days ago • 22 comments

Recently discovered I have a natural affinity for clambering. Clambering over things, into things, out of things - I can do it all

submitted 93 days ago • 10 comments

that new mother does not seem to be entirely sold

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

just realized something

submitted 101 days ago • 280 comments

You’re the US Marines band at the White House and Mavis Staples 👑 walks into the room so you start playing "I’ll Take You There" and this happens👇

submitted 102 days ago • 1364 comments

In the Miami airport. Oohh… Aahhh.

submitted 105 days ago • 52 comments

Today I learned that Gray is a color, but Grey is a colour.

submitted 111 days ago • 69 comments

If you want to understand why healthcare pricing is horrific, the first thing to know is that our system puts 100% of the credit risk for deductibles, copays and co-insurance on hospitals and doctors. That's insane. We have turned them into Sub Prime Lenders 🧵

submitted 116 days ago • 2142 comments

Sometimes the Cool-o-meter just can't measure someone's coolness because they are way too cool. "Pilot Wm. C. Hopson, U.S. Mail Service Winter Flying Clothing." Omaha, Nebraska, ca. 1926 www.archives.gov/press/press-...

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My favorite Christmas song is “What Child is This?” because the title sounds like a person is pissed that someone brought a kid to their party.

submitted 120 days ago • 247 comments

it’s always “can’t wait to put this awful year behind us” but guys the years keep getting worse

submitted 123 days ago • 29 comments

Hello.

submitted 127 days ago • 35 comments

Happy Thanksgiving. Im thankful that some people choose art. www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2mg...

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

I, for one, think it is great that groundhogs are doing yoga now.

submitted 127 days ago • 81 comments

There’s never just one thanksgiving at thanksgiving. We have a second thanksgiving to accommodate those that have a first thanksgiving elsewhere. Second thanksgiving is the better one.

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This is fire

submitted 129 days ago • 12 comments

Me IRL

submitted 129 days ago • 15 comments

Dust just doesn’t have that same charm when it’s under an 1/8 inch thick and missing cobwebs.

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

✌️

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment