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Gigantic Bowser.

submitted 28 days ago • 8 comments

"Where're these String Beans comin' from?! Gonna need t'send 'em a cease 'n' desist if their numbers keep growin'. 'Looks like the garden needs prunin'."

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“Bwehehehe.Yeah. I remember them days. Took me years to admit Rool was someone I wanna fight for.” He sat with a content smile, sipping his tea. How things had changed. “Don’t let your guard down though. He’s still comin’ for ya beloved~. Ya think I don’t want ya still?”

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

"They'll be datin' by next week."

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The often-kidnapped, yet enchanting Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach! 🍑Literate Princess Peach, Super Mario. 🍑Multiversal / Multiships with chemistry. 🍑SFW only. 🍑Scribbled by Shiloh/G. #MVRP // #MARIORP // #SFWRP

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

‍ ⠀ ⠀ ،،̲⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ᴾ͟𝐄𝐀𝐂𝓮ᅟ ISᅟ 𝑷𝑨𝑽𝐄𝐃⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝔀ithᅟ theᅟ kingd★mᅟ 𝓼aved⠀ ⠀ ᅟ

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

“I’ll have t’make sure the next time’s permanent.”

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“Meanwhile, I thought there was zero of you.. I thought you were destroy! How’re you back?”

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𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩, 𝙖𝙨 𝙄 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙨! -A portrayal of Fawful from the Mario & Luigi series -New to writing verse and character -Like and reposts appreciated! -More info below 𝘼𝙪 𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙞𝙧, 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙨 𝙁𝙖𝙬𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚!

submitted 28 days ago • 4 comments

ㅤ 🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔𖧷⁺.⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐊𝐨𝐨𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 .ᐟ 🔥 ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔.⁺𖧷⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 🔥 ㅤ

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

“The Me army is growin’! Let’s wreck those plumbers.”

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【 #USRP ― ADALID #014 】 Now that Bowser's on the scene, you're on a one-way trip to pain! － #MARIORP ‣ #NINTENDORP － #SMASHRP × #MVRP

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

[👑Bowser🐢] ''Showtime!'' [ #NintendoRP #MVRP] (More info below)

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

★ an antares production ★ Independent portrayal of The Dark Star from Mario and Luigi ★ New to character(s), not to verse ★ Canon-adjacent ★Multiverse and Crossover friendly! ★ Mun and Muse are both adults ★ TECHNICALLY shippable I guess (GL though lol) 🎨 - Ya_Mari_6363

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

Everything stays, but it still changes... #MARIORP #MVRP, written by #ᴘᴏɴᴄʜᴏ Ever so slightly, daily and nightly... in little ways, when everything stays.

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"Idiot!... YOU'RE SUPPOSED T'GIVE UP! COZ I WON'T! SO GIVE UP ALREADY!" He huffed smoke out of his nostrils and stomped. "Better watch yourself at the next kart tourney. I've got red shells with your name on 'em."

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

"Not so loud!.. I've got a rep t'protect.." He didn't give her experience with kids much thought. She seemed the type to run a daycare. "Maybe ya can entertain Junior 'n' help him with homework then. It'll be nice for him t'get t'know his family. Just as soon as I trust ya."

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{ Ω } 「ᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏsɪɴɢ ғɪɢᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴏᴏᴘᴀs, ɢɪɢᴀ ʙᴏᴡsᴇʀ ɪs ʀᴏᴜɢʜʟʏ ᴛᴡɪᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sɪᴢᴇ ᴏғ ʜɪs sᴄᴀʟʏ, ғɪʀᴇ-ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜɪɴɢ, sᴘɪᴋᴇ-sᴛᴜᴅᴅᴇᴅ sᴜᴘᴇʀ sᴍᴀsʜ ʙʀᴏs. ᴍᴇʟᴇᴇ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛᴇʀᴘᴀʀᴛ.」『••𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐥𝐲𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐬••』 [ #SSBRP ] - [ #MVRP ] - ɪɴꜰᴏ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ -

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

He had chefs, he didn't need knitting done and.. "There's no way I'm lettin' you decorate my castles... How good are ya at carin' f'kids? 'Course I can do that. 'Already have a therapist that is helpin' me manage my anger."

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

"I dunno... I've never had a cousin before.. And ya don't seem the type t'put in charge of a troops or a province. No offense. What d'ya wanna be? What ya good at?" He asked, unsure how to react about the being a girl stuff.. "We'll get ya a therapist f'that baggage too."

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He cocked his brow as he looked carefully at Wowser as they got emotional. "Who cares about that stuff?! So long as ya serve me and my kingdom then you'll be let through the door. I really hate parents that don't know how t'be parents."

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"......GWAH HAHAHAHAHA! That's riot! You actually live on a farm? Do you even realize you're royalty? Do you even know how t'be a koopa?" He approached and looked over them in their nerdy jumper. "You sure you wanna be in my world? Cousinnnn~?"

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"And ya can bet I won't give 'em up without a fight! You're 1ups'll run out one day. You can only cheat so many times with your dumb power ups. You might as well give up now coz I ain't givin' up!"

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"What sorta rock do you live under? I'm the king! I'm not livin' on some farm in the middle of nowhere! I tried t'conquer seven kingdom and then some!" Bowser was getting frustrated. Everything sounded like excuses but perhaps that was his pessimism on the subject. "Beh. We'll tests on ya first.."

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"Jealous much? Don't criticize stuff ya don't understand! Me 'n' the princess're havin' nice tea parties when you're not around. She don't want rescuin'. She only starts actin' the part when you show up! She's mine! She always will be. I'll make her see that. Soon."

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"You know I know where you live right? ...And I have a whole armada of airships kitted with bob-ombs 'n' bullet bills 'n' highly trained troopas."

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"Nice of ya but you're 40 years too late. Plus it ain't your fault. But thanks for keepin' yourself a secret 'n' makin' me think I'm alone all this time. If you're legit anyway.. ....Why should I let you in?"

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“Don’t steal that axe! It’s part of my bridge’s awesome ascetic!“

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“I’ve met my Pop since but we don’t see eye to eye. Let’s say abandonin’ me f’40 years didn’t help our relationship… You got t’grow up with your parents then?”

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“Guess you are a royal koopa.. So wait… You know your parents? Who raised ya!?”

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“Cousins… Right… Excuse me if I demand DNA testin’.”

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“Who said she’s a hostage? She’s my guest and my future wife should be livin with me anyway! That’s how relationships work! But I guess I shouldn’t expect a nobody like you t’know that. How’s about you stop gettin’ in the way of true love? Stick t’your little nobody life ‘n’ let us be happy.”

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“That’s right. I forgot how affordable a one bedroom shed costs. What ya doin’ robbin’ my castle’s coins? Ain’t very hero like. So how much’re ya payin’ me back? Or should I claim it back with a few hundred punches on that fat nose of yours?”

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“Raise your fees ‘n’ I’ll leave reviews so scathin’ you’ll never get a job again! Don’t test me plumber! I have a whole kingdom followin’ me! What d’you have? Your string bean brother? How ya gonna pay your bills on your dumb little hut?”

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“What d’you want plumber?! I ain’t got no broken toilets. Go back t’swimmin’ in the sewer.”

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✬ 𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥 ✬ 𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗢 ✬

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“I’ve got spies in the castle. Need t’figure out how t’weed ‘em out.”

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“Related how?! If this is a bad joke then you’re gettin’ two weeks in the dungeon!”

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I BROKE SO MANY BONES, BUT NONE OF THEM WERE EVER MY OWN! 🔥Literate Bowser, Super Mario series. 🔥MV / MS with chemistry. 🔥N/SFW with Dark themes, non-l*wd. 🔥Scribbled by Shiloh/G. #MARIORP // #MVRP

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

"Wowser?... Sounds familiar."

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𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐑 𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆! [ #PKMNRP ] - [ #MVRP ] - [ #SSBRP ]

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

♡♡ The world lights at your smile and shines at the sound of your laugh! ♡♡ ♡Semi-Lit Wah-Bowser, aka Wowser. ♡MV / MS with chemistry. ♡N/SFW themes, but non-l*wd. ♡Scribbled by Shiloh/G. #MARIORP // #MVRP

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"I have no master but the wind that blows free!" Sonic, fastest thing alive, joins Parody Bluesky!

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

👑🔥~𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖔𝖕𝖆 𝕿𝖞𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖙~🔥👑 ☆ - Indie portrayal of King Bowser Koopa from the Super Mario franchise ☆ - Writer is 20+ years old ☆ - SFW only! ☆ - Crossover friendly ☆ - Selective shipping #NintendoRP #MarioRP #SSBRP #MVRP

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- The great rabbit thief is here! - A strange little being that runs faster than most. He is generally mischievous and likes to take things, but can be reasoned with. - No lewds. #SSBRP #NintendoRP #SuperMarioRP #MVRP #PaperMarioRP #SuperGooseman

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