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This is the worst Star Wars opening crawl ever

Not gonna lie, PHENOMENA is such a wild movie I could see it as a series. As long as it's crazy as hell. variety.com/2025/tv/glob...

COLE: COOP, THEY CAUGHT THE CEO SHOOTER. HIS NAME WAS TONY SPAGHETTI, REAL BOY NEXT DOOR. ABS LIKE ADONIS. POLITICAL IDEAS OF A FUTON. PERHAPS THE IDEAL MAN

Curious about who out there is going to see this and say "Damn I gotta get Cubs tickets now! I gotta see Justin Turner!"

It’s awe-inspiring how he unlocked the whole system’s capacity for the most shameless bullshit, he’s not John fucking Wick, he didn’t kill the dude with a stray pencil

What exactly are we centering that four on?

In the mood to rewatch Furiosa because Dementus' cape being a discarded parachute that is eventually dyed red by warning smoke flares is some good fuckin shit.

This is the next thing I'm getting within minutes of the next Criterion sale. www.criterion.com/boxsets/1329...

I now own my favorite Pre-Code Throuple film

The great boobs-to-butts cultural shift beginning in 1992 occurred slowly but inexorably, eventually showing up in our capital markets decades later. In this essay, I will— www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

Aww man, Peter Jason died. One of my fav John Carpenter character actor guys.

Holy shit

The free market will weed out the drunk pilots by allowing them to die fiery deaths in the planes they crash. It’s a little something called “economics”

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! My #LastFourWatched are one of the greatest courtroom dramas ever made, an incredibly sweet film that's one of three to ever win both Best Picture and the Palme d'Or, a movie about, uhh, a giant Frankenstein, and a lower tier but still entertaining Hitchcock

It’s a theory in the same way gravity is a theory.

Hey mister trump may I interest you in calling these teams:

That was pretty fucking cool

Well the star finally shined

I think there is a very big problem we have to grapple with which is that the median voter is extraordinarily deluded about the working of the world to the point of complete mental incapacity.

Ditching ESPN as a broadcast partner right as you cancel a season in order to try to break the union and get a salary cap has traditionally been a great 1-2 punch for American pro sports leagues.

the wraparound windows in the bedroom are amazing

This is legitimately baffling until you realize that what these punks are mad about is that no one likes them enough to do this. They think they should be unlikable creeps and you legally have to be their friend and hang out with them.

Lol God damn

Sometimes I really am surprised by how little dignity so many people have.

My recent Film History Observation is that Marlene Dietrich was not only an icon but also one of the most talented actresses to ever do it.