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Professional dog mom with a day job. (she/her) https://linktr.ee/kelseyizbwnage
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

Can we get a moment for the pull? #pokemon

I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.

We will not stay silent. #protests #resist #ohio

I love my city. No human is illegal. #houston #protest

Are eggs cheaper yet?

Amongst the existential panic - I made these 🧶 #crochet #craftiverse

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

Who made this 🤣

Hell is empty, And all the devils are here.

I’ll be posting this today

land of the free but you cannot watch 15 second videos of someone doing a makeup tutorial

This is a pretty foundational moment

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

2024 Goodreads Wrapped 💙📚 #booksky

Putting a playlist at the beginning of a book is *chefs kiss* #booksky

Unfortunately for my wallet, it’s sprayed edges season. #booksky

“you are what you eat” hell yes i would love to become a warm plate of spaghetti that sounds incredible

I got two looks #spotifywrapped

The pipeline from Midwest emo to Midwest princess is STRONG #spotifywrapped

I'm not listening to any more music until they tell me what music I listened to 😤😡

Black Friday haul, target B2GO. The sprayed edges! #booksky

Happy update week - this will be my whole morning #ddlv

Hi! 👻 things I love: 🎵 Elder Emo 🎤 Concerts / Festivals 🎵 Metalcore / Swancore 🎵 MCR, Wonder Years, DGD 🎮 Cozy games 🎮 Switch 🎮 DDLV 🎲 DnD ♟️ Board Games 🧵 Crafting 👻 Spooky things 📚 Books - fantasy, romantasy 👩‍🌾 Gardening 🐾 Animals 🌙 Sailor Moon 🌱 Plant Based #promosky

Does this mean I can just reuse my best tweets like they are new again?