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Professional dog mom with a day job. (she/her) https://linktr.ee/kelseyizbwnage
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submitted 8 days ago • 406 comments

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

submitted 17 days ago • 2291 comments

Can we get a moment for the pull? #pokemon

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.

submitted 20 days ago • 91 comments

We will not stay silent. #protests #resist #ohio

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I love my city. No human is illegal. #houston #protest

submitted 31 days ago • 9 comments

Are eggs cheaper yet?

submitted 39 days ago • 1702 comments

Amongst the existential panic - I made these 🧶 #crochet #craftiverse

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.

submitted 45 days ago • 545 comments

Who made this 🤣

submitted 44 days ago • 715 comments

Hell is empty, And all the devils are here.

submitted 45 days ago • 127 comments

I’ll be posting this today

submitted 45 days ago • 514 comments

land of the free but you cannot watch 15 second videos of someone doing a makeup tutorial

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

This is a pretty foundational moment

submitted 46 days ago • 309 comments

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

submitted 48 days ago • 787 comments

2024 Goodreads Wrapped 💙📚 #booksky

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Putting a playlist at the beginning of a book is *chefs kiss* #booksky

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Unfortunately for my wallet, it’s sprayed edges season. #booksky

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

“you are what you eat” hell yes i would love to become a warm plate of spaghetti that sounds incredible

submitted 92 days ago • 82 comments

I got two looks #spotifywrapped

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

The pipeline from Midwest emo to Midwest princess is STRONG #spotifywrapped

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not listening to any more music until they tell me what music I listened to 😤😡

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Black Friday haul, target B2GO. The sprayed edges! #booksky

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Happy update week - this will be my whole morning #ddlv

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Hi! 👻 things I love: 🎵 Elder Emo 🎤 Concerts / Festivals 🎵 Metalcore / Swancore 🎵 MCR, Wonder Years, DGD 🎮 Cozy games 🎮 Switch 🎮 DDLV 🎲 DnD ♟️ Board Games 🧵 Crafting 👻 Spooky things 📚 Books - fantasy, romantasy 👩‍🌾 Gardening 🐾 Animals 🌙 Sailor Moon 🌱 Plant Based #promosky

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments

Does this mean I can just reuse my best tweets like they are new again?

submitted 110 days ago • 2 comments