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Founding partner at Codeword, helping tech companies with their words. Former editor and journalist. NYC-based.
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We will have SO much fun with this for however many weeks/months he's in power and then it'll change to something else.

Tax the rich. Pay teachers. Strengthen public education.

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

It's like the Harper's Letter but from smart people whose jobs are on the line.

Check out how the anchors of CBS Evening News ended their broadcast tonight:

So anyway Drake should take the Chotiner interview just to set the record straight

The NYC council voting for this downgrade was just such an own goal.

I know it's photoshopped or whatever but they 100% deserve margs. And guac.

Washington Square Park, NYC

Some Senior VP at Target: Sir we thought The Blacks (TM) would let this go and come back but they haven't come back. They haven't come back sir! CFO: The line must go up, but it keeps going down! CEO, wearily removing glasses: It's time SVP: Sir, you don't mean-- CEO: Get me Al Sharpton

pretty much everything that has come out about Elon Musk makes Walter Isaacson look like a really shitty biographer.

Some stats from 100 days in on congestion pricing: - Complaints about car-honking are down 70% - The Holland Tunnel has 65% fewer delays at rush hour; time to get thru it is down 48% - 6 million fewer cars - Half as many traffic-related injuries - 1.5 million more visitors to BIDs year over year

"The world must be peopled" is a dumb reason to go to a conference.

this is a THREAT (sorry, THREAD, I meant to say thread)

I cancelled my substack subs a while ago, and I had a lot, including a few writers whom I'd really like to give money to again! I know I'm not the only one.

a pressing question for the modern age velvetshark.com/ai-company-l...

Third friend this year got their US citizenship today. And we hug and have a drink and share rueful jokes about the moment we're in, but dammit they're excited to become Americans, and I'm overjoyed to share this country with anyone who wants to be here. That's what it's all about.

I know it's obvious but these corrupt idiots need to be removed from power, and I wish I heard more of our leaders saying it. Media, politicians, CEOs, former allies, somebody say what we're all thinking!

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I love paying TurboTax a few hundred bucks every year to figure out how much money I owe the government, which the government already knows, but won't tell me because TurboTax pays legislators to keep the government from telling me. 😻

Me, holding my son's head between my hands. I smile. "You're gonna sew the underbust band on plaid 90% polyester lingerie with integrated pasties and thank JD Vance for your job."

IDK feels weird to have spent years being angry at the media for normalizing/obfuscating Trump's positions, and now also be angry at normies for claiming not to have known his positions. The media as a whole did a terrible disservice to their audiences in 2024, and we all said so at the time!

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

The question is: Will congress finally step up and slap the pina coladas out of our hands tomorrow?

everybody talking about a White LOTUS finale when you should be talking about a white POTUS finale hashtag resistance

Spectacular view of 100,000 people attending the #HandsOff march in NYC

I asked the one high ranking policeman I saw on 5th Ave why there were so few police. He said “We did not expect anything like this. Don’t tell anyone but I’ve only got 44 officers out here — and it’s a great crowd, great event, no incidents.”

The biggest thing we need to do is let people know that the protests are FUN. Yelling fuck the man is fun. You will meet fun people. We also need to make them more fun. Bring grills like the French. Bring instruments like it’s Mardi Gras. Give people a reason to spend their weekend in the streets.

I have never seen anything like this in NYC. 5th Ave covered from 42nd St well to the 20s. Nobody prepared for this volume. Volunteers are holding the traffic on all the side streets. No police in sight. #handsoff

Also I hope we're all on this same page EVERYONE needs to be brought out of that El Salvadorian hell hole they were ALL wrongfully deported. I mean it's good to focus on 'And this guy was here legally and not ever a gang member AND they're Venezuelan' but NO ONE should've been sent there

Conservative men are terrified of riding the New York City subway. I am terrified of driving on the highway. We are not the same (I am far superior at risk assessment)

In the 3 months since we bought this "very fancy" chess set in Turkey, my 13-year-old has gone from losing every game to kicking my ass and calling me out for my opens. "Huh the Dutch Gambit, you might as well concede now." I love it.

I cannot stress enough that no one, and I mean NO ONE, in New York City wants driving to be the primary form of transport. There are 8.5 million people in this city. You would literally not be able to get anywhere.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

If he ruins the Lucille Bluth banana joke I will never forgive him

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

poor Nintendo, announcing the Switch 2 just in time to have it cost ten thousand dollars