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knifeinpocket.bsky.social
leather dyke, girlboy, pervert, too old for you 🇵🇷🖤
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submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

submitted 28 days ago • 79 comments

"Persons being deported may be sent to countries other than their countries of origin" is INSANE

submitted 37 days ago • 34 comments

nobody is immune to propaganda, but it does help if you can develop a moral framework independent of a book you read when you were twelve

submitted 40 days ago • 260 comments

they’re arresting people for performing abortions, they’re deporting people for liking pro-palestine posts on social media, they’re sending immigrants to forced labor camps in south america, we are living under fascism right now

submitted 49 days ago • 329 comments

Tomorrow evening I will be doing an instagram live on self managed abortion! People are choosing SMA more often, and this is a great opportunity to educate yourself. Please share!

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

i'm a liberal PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't scratch me

submitted 63 days ago • 7 comments

In the 1930s, Titus Tart started a potato chip company, and of course he named it for himself.

submitted 66 days ago • 48 comments

Mexican shell pendant, 1200-1500 A.D.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

If Luigi walks because of David Zaslav and Eric Adams I will laugh so hard I will probably have a stroke and die.

submitted 72 days ago • 29 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 79 days ago • 363 comments

if i ever get famous there will be at least 5 guys that could sell my sex tapes and that’s how i plan to share my wealth

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

My baby puppy 🐶

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Beware Valentines Day! Resist the siren call to make a SCORPIO BABY nine months from now!! Learn from my ignorance avoid the ghastly, unfathomable process of bringing a new Scorpio into the world

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Well I can’t do anything about what’s going on so probably best I push it down and let all my concerns come out in unexpected and unrelated parts of my life

submitted 89 days ago • 6 comments

I’m struggling with not falling into despair which is fucking embarrassing. But Jesus this country is evil, so many people in it are evil and gleeful. I keep my true beliefs about the state of things close to my chest so this is as far as I’ll go.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I think the reason why the heart in a blender song still gets a lotta streams in 2024 is because everyone feels like their heart is in a blender

submitted 128 days ago • 208 comments

Me and @bimbotheory.bsky.social but you’d be surprised who’s who

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

If you are concerned about pregnancy criminalization, unfortunately, what you most need to worry about is what you say to friends, family and health-care workers. That said, a lot of these apps play extremely fast and loose with people’s data and imo it’s a good idea not to support that

submitted 146 days ago • 2 comments

THE UHC SHOOTER’S BACKPACK WAS FULL OF MONOPOLY MONEY

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen

submitted 152 days ago • 172 comments

some of you havent read the foundational texts and it shows.

submitted 150 days ago • 1 comment

Interestingly, the technique for opening your throat and speaking in a lower register is the same as the one for deep throating cock. Get good at one and you’ll get good at the other

submitted 149 days ago • 3 comments

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: there should be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect. There is nothing more or else to it, and there never has been." Worth a repeat, from time to time.

submitted 149 days ago • 3 comments

bled for you

submitted 168 days ago • 7 comments

This one is big, friends. Long Division: Stories of Social Decay, Societal Collapse & Bad Manners is less than two weeks away.

submitted 155 days ago • 1 comment

A custom high waisted strap harness

submitted 155 days ago • 7 comments

Beth gave me my Christmas gift early! Meet Izzy! She’s a four month old Shichon and a Cancer ♋️ Everyone in my family is in love with her except my cats

submitted 160 days ago • 2 comments

new colon aims to disrupt toilets by shitting one million times per day

submitted 161 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 161 days ago • 1 comment

I would pay a small monthly fee to support no ads and blocking that works. I’ll take the corny “Bluesky elders” in exchange for not seeing the most extreme racism and transphobia 900 times a day

submitted 161 days ago • 0 comments

strapping is a skilled trade and I’m trying to join a union

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

@sidhe-her.bsky.social

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

No one talks about this

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die

submitted 166 days ago • 163 comments

Dreamed that @noahwaybabes.bsky.social and I were friends. He sat on a couch next to me, a steaming cup of herbal tea in his hand, and urged me to “do better” with my transition. Yes he was naked at the time but that’s not the point.

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