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Born under a rhyming planet. Texan. Bookworm. Peloton-er. Cat mom.
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“Liberation day” from my portfolio value, amirite

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

HOUSTON IS GOING TO THE FINAL FOUR FOR THE SECOND TIME SINCE 1984! #MarchMadness #ForTheCity

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

WOMEN👏DON'T👏WANT👏CHOCOLATES 👏FOR 👏VALENTINE'S 👏DAY 👏THEY 👏WANT 👏MERRIAM-WEBSTER'S 👏COLLEGIATE 👏DICTIONARY 👏ELEVENTH 👏EDITION 👏

submitted 141 days ago • 76 comments

The American people spoke, and they wanted Elon Musk to be able to share Americans’ personal information from government databases to whatever 19 year old gamers he’s trying to impress on Discord

submitted 145 days ago • 52 comments

Native Texan here, y’all, and I have to be honest here — I’m just gonna keep calling it the Gulf of Mexico

submitted 149 days ago • 2 comments

A haunted house but it’s just January 2025

submitted 153 days ago • 4 comments

A lesson from the TikTok Affair should be that bipartisan efforts to preserve U.S. national security are vulnerable to the incoming president getting bought off and switching sides for his own personal and political benefit. Not great!

submitted 158 days ago • 533 comments

currently experiencing chest pains 💀 but 🧡🤘🏻

submitted 176 days ago • 1 comment

good morning, Matt Gaetz

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

The Texas Longhorns advance to the next round after defeating Clemson in the CFP opener 🔥

submitted 186 days ago • 6 comments

it's Jane Austen's 249th birthday and I hope you'll celebrate by taking a turn about the room, developing a passion for dead leaves, inadvertently falling in love with the last person you could ever be prevailed upon to marry.

submitted 192 days ago • 24 comments

NYT Connections, you are not my friend today.

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

Jane Austen’s Spotify Wrapped 2024 just dropped! (Part 1)

submitted 203 days ago • 6 comments

Longhorns Dominate Little Bro! 🤘

submitted 207 days ago • 1 comment

ok I don’t need to hear anything more from any aggies until next year kthxbye

submitted 207 days ago • 0 comments

what is this, a Foghorn Leghorn cartoon?

submitted 210 days ago • 1 comment

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

submitted 212 days ago • 670 comments

10-1! 🤘🤘🤘

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

Once more into the breach, dear friends! - Henry V in the HEB parking lot, probably

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

Encourage your children to start a banned book club 📕 💙 ❤️

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Netflix needs a split-screen feature so I can watch the Mike Tyson fight and the Martha Stewart doc at the same time

submitted 222 days ago • 1 comment

Bluesky last month vs Bluesky today

submitted 223 days ago • 16 comments