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submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

Watching John Oliver and I gotta say, the part on conservatives complaining about being censored is great. Conservatives are censored the same way I censor my dog by making her shit in the yard instead of on the couch.

submitted 1 hour ago • 28 comments

It will get worse. And we will survive. And we will be stronger for it. But none of this will be easy.

submitted 4 hours ago • 77 comments

It's no surprise to me I'm am a sea anemone, cuz every now and then i sting the living shit out of me

submitted 5 hours ago • 43 comments

extremely serious about his biscuits

submitted 10 hours ago • 83 comments

No matter what, you have to live

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

Do this. Say this. 👇🏻

submitted 15 hours ago • 633 comments

80 years ago today: Marines raise the flag on Iwo Jima. We in the pro-democracy camp fight for the America that won World War II, and for the America that after the war worked to further advance the American idea. We know what side we would have been on 80 years ago, and what side we're on today.

submitted 15 hours ago • 80 comments

We used to tax billionaires and put criminals in jail.

submitted 15 hours ago • 28 comments

"At least the Machines don’t gaslight me about 'thoughts and prayers' or 'economic anxiety.' They’re no-nonsense and upfront: 'We own you. Here’s dental.'"

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Saying the quiet part out loud.

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing people that "censorship" means "not being able to scream slurs in other people's faces" and not "you will forbidden from conducting scientific research if you use any one of these keywords".

submitted 14 hours ago • 3 comments

Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start theonion.com/plan-to...

submitted 13 hours ago • 24 comments

I’m positive you all saw the video from Coeur d’Alene, where a woman was pulled out of her seat and arrested by men who claimed to be sheriff deputies, but were not in uniform. I need the men to do something: When you see a woman being abused, step in. Step up. Get in the way. Put your body to use.

submitted 13 hours ago • 575 comments

. Don't assume I like you just because I'm smiling at you. I'm probably imagining you on fire.

submitted 13 hours ago • 10 comments

If you have a device that CAN run Apple Intelligence you need to turn this off as well as the general Apple Intelligence setting. Settings > Screen Time > scroll down to Content and Privacy > turn on Restrictions > Intelligence and Siri > turn off the first three options

submitted 1 day ago • 77 comments

His name is Girth, and he’s in the running for the lead in “Doctor Cop Lawyer”. www.imdb.com/title/tt4642...

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

My niece spotted this in a bathroom in Blytheville, Arkansas. 👏🏻

submitted 12 hours ago • 25 comments

. I don't know what the key to happiness is, but I do know that one measly slice of cheesecake alone will not do the trick.

submitted 12 hours ago • 32 comments

If I wanted to be in the party that kicks folks when they're down, I'd be a Republican.

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Fun Tori Amos memory. I went to a show and some drunk guy in the front row was heckling her, so in the middle of Crucify, she stopped singing, turned on her piano bench, opened her legs, and said "either use that mouth to eat my pussy or shut the fuck up." It was /amazing/.

submitted 11 hours ago • 13 comments

Dear Manager, 1. I drank a whiskey drink. 2. I drank a vodka drink. 3. I drank a lager drink. 4. I drank a cider drink. 5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.

submitted 14 hours ago • 395 comments

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

I am part of a little sweet group of ladies who meet monthly. One woman shops ethnic grocery stores and sends each of us a list of products they have on hand for folks who may not season chicken, but still want to support ethnic grocers. She signs her lists: your DEI shopper. I love her!

submitted 9 hours ago • 49 comments

Fun fact: Today is my 666th day on Bluesky. I've been having a devilishly good time since I've been here. To celebrate this sinister accomplishment, I have made a donation to Americans United for Separation of Church and State. Here's to the next 666 days! www.au.org

submitted 2 days ago • 298 comments

Every now and then, someone is gentle/kind in a way I don’t expect—and it is so lovely. I think I’ve found my good standard, having experienced the opposite too much in the past. It’s the little things, kittens. Small things that make someone feel valued and seen.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m a rural Democrat. I was built for this shit.

submitted 9 hours ago • 72 comments

I feel like this is my moment, as an American, to step up, because I have a lot of experience at ignoring emails

submitted 22 hours ago • 53 comments

The trouble is, once I started imagining they were taking selfies I couldn’t unsee it

submitted 1 day ago • 121 comments

how is this new, this was literally British policy in like half of Asia in the 19th century

submitted 18 hours ago • 36 comments

A whole new kind of imperialism.

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

JOHNSON CITY: “$28 million to settle with women who alleged police failed to investigate, shielded a serial rapist… kickbacks to protect local businessman Sean Williams in scores of sex crimes against women & children…” Again: should be a bigger story. www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/fe...

submitted 16 hours ago • 82 comments

Just saw a thread about a guy calling into cspan saying his diabetic supplies increased from 5 dollars to 80 dollars and somebody in the comments, probably multiple people but I stopped reading, replied “FAFO” and I can’t stress enough how much you need to stop doing that shit

submitted 16 hours ago • 651 comments

If someone can’t get insulin they’ll probably just end up dying Mike

submitted 16 hours ago • 11 comments

Someone said the M on passports now stands for mother 😭

submitted 16 hours ago • 7 comments

👀 👀 👀 here’s big boy bob attempting to drag one of his constituents out of a public town hall meeting, and threatening to pepper spray her if she did not comply. he stated he wasn’t acting in his official capacity, yet he was wearing a hat that said sheriff and his badge was visible on his belt

submitted 1 day ago • 109 comments

I want to do so much cool art but only 24 hours a day and if I cloned myself we'd fight to the death.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

please call this what it is, which is government-sanctioned abuse, rape and murder

submitted 1 day ago • 20 comments

Someone is going to have to put in so much work redacting these

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

submitted 1 day ago • 2107 comments

I spoke at the Boone County Democrats Chili Supper Thursday night…look at this crowd, friends.

submitted 1 day ago • 64 comments