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DOGE: Diabolical Oligarchs Gaslighting Everyone

Jesus christ, was I giving him ideas?

Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship "It's a small step for man, but a giant leap for mankind," says a ground control officer and cuts off all communications. -badjokesbyjeff

Math is hard

If you don't want to be accused of racism, don't vote for a fucking racist, this isn't exactly rocket science my dudes thehill.com/homenews/cam...

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

When Bill has to shush you 💀 Hilary is coping so well here 😭😭

“If the penalty for a crime is a fine, then that law only exists for the lower class.” (Final Fantasy Tactics)

My God. Texas Gov. Greg Abbott spent $100,000 on billboards warning migrants they'll be r*ped if they cross the border illegally: “How much did you pay to have your daughter r*ped?” one billboard reads. "Your wife and daughter will pay for their trip with their bodies,” another reads. (1/2)

Chronic Illness & Doctors #chronicillness #chronicillnesshumor #doctormemes

Elon Musk and Pete Hesgeth are the kind of tough alpha males that America needs, according to their mommies

TW: Song lyrics mention SA (song against anti-abortion laws) This song is so powerful I literally could cry, I will be marching in the UK. The situations world-wide are a joke and my heart breaks for my daughters and all the daughters that have to grow up in a world like this.

Where are my UK girlie's marching?

Today, I will be a mellow, calming, force for good. A little sparkle is fine. No one needs a glitter bomb. Frenetic, ball of lightning energy will be repurposed. I am a sleepy cat, in a sunny window. Do. Your. Worst.

How are we supposed to sneak up on our enemies if they can smell the booze on the head of our military from a mile away?

Shoutout to South Korea. Their guy tried to pull a Trump and he got shut down and impeached within 24 hours. Gangsta democracy.

If a private email from a mother to her son, calling him a serial abuser of women for years, is leaked, who is the leaker?

If this doesn't scream "lead the United States Navy" then I don't know what does. news.artnet.com/art-world/jo...

No matter how demoralized we are in today's America, I'll always have this selfie of me meeting Jane Goodall.

54 cases of Whopping Cough here in the CA Bay Area WHOPPING COUGH! Kids can die from this And we have vaccines to prevent it Fucking Moron anti-vaxxers

Homosexual actor?!?!

"I finally understand cryptocurrency: it's just catnip for internet nerds."

"My husband was in for hemorrhoid surgery and I winked at the doctor and asked him to add an extra stitch."

chronic illness #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillness #chronicallyill

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A lot of white dudes coming out telling me to reach out to Trump voters, not all are bad, yadda yadda. Good for you. You go out to diners & talk to people who voted for a criminal racist & violent insurrectionist 3 times in a row. For most people of color, we'll concentrate on the 65% that didn't.

It makes me so angry that this brilliant exceptionally qualified woman could’ve been our next President yet many people chose a disgusting piece of shit criminal instead.

Trump pardoned Steve Bannon in 2021. Bannon — who once served as Trump’s chief strategist in the WH — was pardoned as he awaited trial on federal fraud charges. Bannon was one of four individuals accused of defrauding hundreds of thousands of donors in a “We Build the Wall” GoFundMe…

Y'all notice this?

Why should President Biden explain himself. He pardoned his son who’s been villainised by Trump and his cults for 10 fucking years. Fuck off with your hypocrisy & for the democrats who are making their opinion known, you can fuck off too. Biden is protecting his son.

Shocking!

Just a reminder to the MAGA folk: the 1st Amendment guarantees me the right to say FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK YOU WHO VOTED FOR HIM AND ALL REPUBLICANS. That is all.

But sure, put this guy in charge of The Pentagon

How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world? Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.

While the "Radical Left Lunatics who have worked so hard to destroy our Country" Are feeding the homeless on Thanksgiving Donald Trump is sitting on his a** at Mar-a-Lago Doing nothing except probably paying golf-and posting hateful messages

Sir, you are not the left’s greatest fear. You have “alpha male” in your handle. Your bio insists you are “NOT a Homosexual” lol. You are probably an incel sitting in a basement and stewing in your own self-imposed toxicity. You are a cautionary tale, a test of the limits of our compassion.