krystalsim.bsky.social
Writer, fountain of useless trivia and queen of the raised eyebrow. Gobby Scottish Mum. She/her/hers.
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It’s giving “in an aging like fine wine era, be milk”
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The sound my knees make sometimes when getting out of a low chair agrees with you
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So much of The Discourse is “stop making me face the passage of time”
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Is the reception happening in some kind of “lodge”? Because I’d maybe give that a swerve
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This look. This right here. This Cheshire Cat to camera moment. Critical hit bruv. No survivors. Send a ham to his widow.
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plus side, husband did source cake. There's always next year
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god yeah, I was thinking how many times you've been stuck waiting for RAC! I think the car's deceased, so guess that's the task for Feb x
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Same, I am HYPED
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Unthinkable to lose them
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Filth. I love it
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Amma need this sent overnight with some truffle salt, balsamic and olive oil. YUM. Looks amazing 🤩
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Is that rosemary and sea salt focaccia because omg aye pls
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Ugh, imagine his face on your FYP. Those poor people
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This is just pure Cartman “whatever, I do what I want!” energy. Insufferable weebaws energy, as is his brand
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Same! There was plenty of fan service but a lot were nods, and I adore Alien Isolation and the station felt very Sevastopol-inspired. That Ripley line was a problem, they could’ve pulled back and it would’ve been almost perfect
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Completely with you. I loved most of the film but that line, woof! They could’ve even ended at “get away from her!” In full, the line makes zero sense to his character and didn’t have the same battle of the matriarchs relevance as the iconic scene. Step too far
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Overall though, waaaaaaay better character development than a lot of your intervening series entries. Not saying they all were super well drawn but I got their motivation and some of their specific buttons
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I’m a mum now, so my film reviews now come 3-6 months late, when stuff lands on streaming 🤣
Ah I remember the days when I’d see three movies in a day for a laugh.
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Before you come for me, I am aware I live on Terf/Brexit island.
Don’t blame me. *I* voted for Kodos!
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I need a photo of me and all the notebooks I’ve bought to fix me. Hardest o’ relates. I need a to do list receptacle or I’ll die
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See also owning many many notebooks that should, in theory, sort my life out
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Girl, my bags have bags on bags. Makeup bag, pills bag, emergency bag for toddler rubbish. Baaaags
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This is the post version of a satisfying glug of milky tea. Love it
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I am so very sorry. My son loves this guy too. Blippi is a scourge on parents everywhere. But the tooth brushing song has a strange power that I’m not going to question because it works!