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Trump continually hiring from his TV favorites, like a 5 year old staffing up with muppets.

folks we’re putting the toothpaste right back into the tube. it’s going to slide back in there and there’s going to be more toothpaste in the tube than there was before. people are brushing their teeth and they’re saying wow i don’t believe it this is a fantastic amount of toothpaste in this tube

Oh I get it. Fun Onions.

Ralph Fiennes a way

I’m going to a dark place, if anyone needs any dark place items

markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands

One of the "Great Four" masters of haiku, Kobayashi Issa, on losing his wife and all his children: outliving them outliving them all ah! the cold... Reddit user /u/haikubot, reformatting a quoted post in /r/starbucks, with 2.1k updoots: store downtown using pondwater for ice gave me giardia bad

The specific shame of somebody trying the door when you're in a bathroom. I'm in here. I'm in here and I'm sorry that I am. Would that I could flush myself and my miserable little life away.

The thing is today we are all gonna laugh at Trump for saying “be cool” and next week he will be selling hats that say BE COOL to people who think the reason for the decline of imperial Rome was low birth rates, and then next month he’ll claim responsibility for people using the word “cool”

The reason Republicans always accuse people protesting actual injustices of being paid actors is because the only things their supporters protest are tolerance for their fellow humans and not being able to carry star-spangled machine guns in the grocery store.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

Still stuck on "they hate our beef because our beef is beautiful." That's gonna be kicking around in my head like a shoe in a dryer for a long time.

It’s funny how all of these people have maximized their daily routine down to the second for maximum hustling grindset human excellence yet would completely fall apart if they had to do a shift making sandwiches at Subway

Mr. Miyazaki sir, I love your movies about how capitalism and the destruction of nature are evil, I made a shitty facsimile of them in a computer that drains reservoirs, do you like it

Banned from karaoke for bringing my own microphone and doing Fred Schneider style shout outs during other people's songs.

i don't want to downplay or write off how dangerous they are, but i truly don't think it's possible to have elected dumber people to the highest levels of government. like if they were any stupider they wouldn't want the job

There’s a great interview with Nick Park about Wallace And Gromit in last month’s Empire, and this bit in particular stood out. It sums up what artists have been trying to say about AI. The mistakes and the learning aren’t things to be bypassed, but a vital part of the process 🤟

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room

Every American skipping over this violation of the law, and assuming this happens to 'people who deserve it/are dodgy somehow,' should realize that there is jack-all stopping them from doing the same thing to you next, if you shrug off the rule of law for people on visas.

scene: a dark basement, just me and my mound of benefits www.futurity.org/listening-to...

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.