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i'm an old lady who writes. needed a place to be weird about helluva boss so here i am. some nsfw. 🔞
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Get ready to put Babygirl (masculine) in some high heels fellas! It's Feminine Blitzø Week! An event meant to encourage more gnc art of our favorite lizard man! Please tag the account and use the hashtag #FemBlitzWeek for your entries! More info bellow!

I heard dolled up concubine Blitz and had Neuron Activation, we’re bringing it back bois #blitzo #helluvaboss

“I love Millie but Moxxie is sooo boring and annoying” unfortunately for you I have decided to release the bees. You have seven minutes.

today i found out im on a blocklist but it's for fans of kpop group LOONA to filter out helluva boss fans from search results so like..........yeah that's fair

www.tumblr.com/kamydrawstuf... this popped up on my dash and I'm still enamoured with the fact that there's a yugioh ship that looks like it's two guys but is, in fact, four guys. maybe even five considering how you split the bakuras. it's great.

for my birthday im getting myself stoned

Happy Valentines Day! đź’ś #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #blitz #Blitzo #StolasHelluvaBoss #stolas #Stolitz

see, what i do when i see art or merch of a character i don't like, is i just go "eh whatever" and i keep going on with my day. i thought that's what all of us were doing. isn't it exhausting just going around being angry at everything all the time?

as a stolas fan, i hope he deals with everything badly in s3. i hope he becomes a chain-smoker. i hope he tells everyone he's fine and doesn't need therapy meanwhile everyone around him sees that he's spiraling. i hope he makes questionable purchases at 3:47am from a shady ad he clicked on impulse

RE: merch featuring characters like valentino...you don't have to buy it. i don't like him and i think the fandom's obsession with him is a little annoying but like, he's fictional. i have way more important shit to be mad about right now than whether someone bought a shirt with his face on it.

for the love of god please stop using "problematic" as a catch-all to refer to things you don't want in your event. im not a mind-reader, i need you to use your words

also...$40 for a 20 year old game that isn't updated, improved, or remastered in any way, and that EA literally gave out for free to everyone like 10 years ago, is extremely insulting to the player base

i think it's really interesting that ea decided to celebrate the sims 25th anniversary by charging us $60 to relive the days when the sims devs actually cared about making a good game

while we're still on the "subtle things many hb fans seem to miss" train: stolas and stella were actively pretending to be a happy couple in front of octavia right up until his affair with blitz. this is why via is so upset with him in sinsmas 🧵

you know what? i hope viv throws us a curveball in hb s3 and it turns out that moxxie actually doesn't want kids

I heard the best description for a cloaca and I HAD to put it on a t-shirt #art #helluvaboss

bluesky is the only social media website where opening the comment section on someone's post doesn't immediately trigger my fight or flight instinct

Videogame: The world is ending in dragonfire, you have 24 hours to save us or we all die Videogame: But first I need 20 flowers

Bluesky is a lawless land, no gods, no kings, no algorithm, and I say you have to look at my eldritch Blitz again

my most controversial hellaverse take is that stolas is 10x hotter with pupils

omgggg this is so freaking adorable, now i wanna write a fic where this happens and it's accidentally a real marriage bc idk weird demon laws

hey #stolitz fans i made a prompt meme collection over on ao3. it's open to anyone, go submit ideas you'd like to see, or browse through the prompts if you're looking for inspiration #helluvaBoss archiveofourown.org/collections/...

Wrote a silly story of Blitzø mistaking the positive pregnancy test for Stolas’ following the Sinsmas party 🎄 archiveofourown.org/works/61685608 #Stolitzfics #helluvafics #helluvaboss #Stolitz

fresh wound + sinsmas cheer

When dying doesn't go as planned, so now you got to work customer service in Hell

"stolas isn't acting like himself in sinsmas" actually i think he's acting more like himself than he ever has. i think "himself" has been building in him for the last 20 years like a pressure cooker and getting banished just hit the release valve

this means blitz assigned himself a work uniform, that's really fucking cute holy shit

THAT WAS SO MUCH HOLY SHIT

it feels... đź’“ #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

seeing stars doesn't get enough love tbh. it's the first glimpse we get at what stolas and blitz might actually be like in a real relationship & it's one of the very few episodes where they directly interact in ways that aren't immediately sexualized by either of them