Videogame: The world is ending in dragonfire, you have 24 hours to save us or we all die
Videogame: But first I need 20 flowers
Videogame: But first I need 20 flowers
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Actually, the dragon has already defeated you. Here's a soulless halfling, now go find it and try again!
but also solve this refugee conflict & also save this bitch from burning & also find this other bitch's relatives bc they might have a cure for said parasite & also long rest as much as possible & also...
Videogame: Have you heard the good word of the Dark Brotherhood and the Grey Fox?
Also Game: 99% of the wolves don't have teeth!
Different time frame and currency, but that's also just life right now.
Really, the only way to unlock your supernatural powers is by slaughtering wildlife. Just absolutely run train. For the good of the planet.
me, grinding everything the game offers in a timescale greatly exceeding the reality: what?
Videogame: Hey 🤠 once you walk through this checkpoint the endgame begins. Sure you don’t wanna look around a little longer?
3 sets of 20 flowers in different regions or one hard to navigate area
- Cool, that will be 20 gold coins.
Point being, don't let impending doom prevent you from doing the little things.
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“Hmm. Let’s go snow bowling.”
Also Cyberpunk: You spent 6 months banging strangers and fighting human xenomorphs? Okay.
Last quest: kill god
Also BG3: 'there will be no consequences if you first play with the children, and spend ages not getting round to that.'
- You might convert to mindflayers
- The druids are going to complete the spell
- Resting costs food, you only have a few supply packs.
But really....just mosey about, tis fine.
It doesn't.
Galactic invasion bent on destroying all advanced races, billions dying, but hey... let's have a party at your new sweet apartment and crack jokes about who Shepard likes more!
also, citadel DLC party if done right before the final mission does makes sense, since (1/2)
Same NPC: I have a weapon to help you but it costs way more than you could possibly have
Cyberpunk: Hey do these street races for a bartender you just met.
Video game shopkeeper: "That sword right there? Sure, that'll be 10,000 gold pieces."
Player: I’ll need better equipment to defeat the dragon:
Video game: sure, that’ll be 5,000 gold
Me: Sure, right after I do the new Hildibrand content, raise my status w/Alphimom, and figure out how to start the next allied society quest.
Me: *installs 2,147,483,647 mods*
Videogame: Since the first 10 people completed the game in four hours, we've issued an update that increases the required time by 20 hours. We're selling DLC that restores the original functionality... for now.
rug pulls abound
"Sorry I'm a bit late, son, I had to go collect trash for 7 hours to have enough aluminum for light fixtures in my fiefdom!"
(Do I need to include the /s or was it a given? 😂)
Except Starfield is more egregious since the starborn are HUMANS. lmaooo
Coulda sworn it said dragonflies and I got confused as to why you were confused about flowers 😂
I need a nap
You've embedded a neuro-chip with a cancerous brain engram that is steadily erasing your identity - all that you are, and shall ever be. Only Hanako Arasaka and her dubious corporate connections can save you.
But first.. one more delivery gig.
In love. But yes. There are a lot of people who remember this about me from like 20 yrs ago. LOL
I just say, "What? Whatever do you mean?"
🌸🌷💐🌼🏵️🌹
*Yes, so sad. I left 20 flowers on NPC's grave, and pressed F to pay my respects.*
"What a kind and in no way suspicious gesture, PC."
Your unskilled hand ruins the flower. You now have 1/3600 to save us all.
I chose the Baker and I've gotta collect 20 flours.
Or eat them, sure, okay.
That storyline played out over 3 seasons and included a thing into which you put doodads to create companion pets.
The WoW expansion after that was “the dragons are up to their bullshit again”
The 1st mission is to find and kill God, and the last mission is to go home and kiss your wife
*15 side quests later.
There's a meteor heading towards the planet, you have to stop it!
ME:
Hold up, I have to breed and race different colors of chocobo to get a Gold one.
(side note, just started Rebirth yesterday. Impressed so far)
Or use the 20 flowers to create a 2m long double handed sword with attack bonus against dragonfire, and kill the fire itself.
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I got a golden turd