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Nature Fun Fact: Stevie Nicks can transform into a pile of silk scarves or a flock of ravens to escape from any predators.

James Harrison, a blood donor famed for having saved the lives of more than 2 MILLION babies, has died. Harrison’s plasma contained a rare antibody known as Anti-D which was used to manufacture a medication given to expectant mothers. Harrison donated plasma every two weeks from age 18-81

Yes

New month, new bowtie for the old man. He wants to know if people like it. LOL

pls stop referring to things from my youth as vintage it hurts my feelings

It's been a wild 10 years with you. I hope the other side of the Rainbow Bridge treats you well. I already miss you terribly. #lilshitdisturber

I honestly want to try to get into leatherworking in the new year bc I need a hobby and I miss Making Things. If anyone has any suggestions on where to start, I would really appreciate suggestions because it feels like there's A Lot out there and I'm not sure where to start...

It's incredibly funny that DraftKings is legal but TikTok is not.

Me: *Adjusting my headphones because they're falling out* My headphones: I turn off ☺️ Me: No I- My headphones: I skip forwards ☺️ Me: Please I just want to stop you falli- My headphones: I turn volume down ☺️ Me: PLEASE!!! My headphones: I turn off ☺️

Looks like another cracking week on planet earth, guys.

we must remember anita bryant as she lived

cerberus’ favorite band is Three Dog Night

Used to be fed solely luncheon meat by his previous owner. Now has a solid, consistent diet of dry and wet foods and healthy amounts of treats. And yesterday stole prosciutto off of my plate at lunch and regrets nothing. Little brat has moved up in the world, even if he is a criminal. LOL

I made it through a Christmas Adam trip to Walmart and STILL haven't lost Whamageddon. 💪

i think jessica fletcher from murder she wrote was the first dexter.

Evergreen

The bonus I got for Xmas (which I honestly wasn't expecting to get) fully paid for the engagement ring my partner has been wanting for years. We were planning on going for a different, cheaper option. Now, I have one hell of an amazing Xmas gift.

NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.

*slaps roof of Castle Ravenloft* This baby can hold so much trauma

People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.

There's no one I can celebrate this with in person without guilt... Just got my annual review for the job I never thought I'd get. Exceeds Expectations on everything, told I had skills they didn't know they needed when posting the job, and will be getting a MASSIVE pay increase.

Please.

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

The head of the conference caught me today in the hallway between sessions to make sure that I felt welcome and supported and to remind me that I belonged here. I... am now going to die of the twin blade of praise and embarrassment.

A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars

At a leadership conference. Met a stranger in the lot and shared I felt I didn't really belong with upper management. She was sure I was where I'm meant to be. She checks in ahead of me and is the person who is heading the conference... Not sure if I want to feel good or just die of embarrassment.

A story that begins with a corpse on the floor is a mystery. A story that ends with a corpse on the floor is a tragedy. A story that begins with a floor on a corpse is The Wizard of Oz.

It's exhausting to be angry and afraid all the time. I've decided to just eat candy and cheese instead. But not together.

Dr. Oz is the Dr Nick of Dr. Phils.

I see a lot of you still sharing posts from the obviously fake Count Dracula account, so please be aware: - the real Count would never post during daylight hours in Romania - his full given name is Vlad, not Vladimir - he does not actually say “blah” and would never write it out in a post

My wife and I (lezbians if you hadn’t figured that out yet) demand that the People’s Sexiest Man Alive designation be stripped from John Krasinski and bestowed upon Manny Jacinto instead www.menshealth.com/entertainmen...

once again thinking about the fact that this is all just OUT THERE and we can only see it through the eyes of telescopes

Just watched "Class Action Park" and it confirmed to me a suspicion I've always had: Jurassic World having millions of visitors despite all the deaths at Jurassic Park is *exactly* what would happen in real life

Mothers, teach your daughters about Judith beheading Holofernes. #themoreyouknow

I love that so many are advocating for libraries on my TL. If you don't know already, you can connect your library card to Libby, which allows you to read books on the Kindle store for FREE. #Booksky

space friends 🚀

MOVIE TRIVIA: The Land Before Time is actually a prequel that takes place 65 million years before the events of Pulp Fiction.

I don't know if anyone else gets anxious about phone calls but a little tip I've learned is: if there is a phone call that I don't want to make, before I start dialing the number, I carefully hold the phone in my hand & toss it gently into a lake. I hope this advice helps others.

There's a bevy of posts circulating of famous sculptures with the question of WHY DON'T WE SEE THIS KIND OF TALENT ANYMORE and the answer is you don't support the arts, assholes. Those artists had patrons. They could work all day to perfect their craft without worrying about food and housing.

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.

Holy shit, this skin cancer vaccine news is amazing www.cnbc.com/2023/12/14/m...