It's exhausting to be angry and afraid all the time. I've decided to just eat candy and cheese instead. But not together. - ThreadSky

wblummis.bsky.social•94 days ago

A nice honey Brie is technically both right?

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robertlincoln.bsky.social•94 days ago

That would be chaos

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kozycupsandmore.bsky.social•94 days ago

You had me until not together!!

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kapustadave.bsky.social•95 days ago

Candy before or after cheese,,,

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hellishchildren.bsky.social•94 days ago

Yes.

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itek-mark.bsky.social•94 days ago

I retreat into the cold but loving embrace of 1/2 gallon of butter pecan ice cream. Sprinkle a dash of good salt on top.

Paradise found.

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frequentj.bsky.social•94 days ago

I like putting a scoop of butter pecan in a bowl, and pouring root beer over it, a little at a time, because I don’t like the root beer once it’s gone flat. The root beer to ice cream ratio should be roughly 1:1.

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mysticwriter.bsky.social•94 days ago

Butter Pecan Ice Cream for the win!

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itek-mark.bsky.social•94 days ago

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davidniallwilson.com•94 days ago

Wise decision.

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nahtan.bsky.social•94 days ago

I think I used to have a cheddar apple tart recipe. Wonder if I can find it?

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centristmama.bsky.social•94 days ago

I'm perimenopausal. I've trained 43yrs for this level of angry. like any other marathon it takes practice to build stamina

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airandmist.bsky.social•94 days ago

Absofrigginlutely.

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harperhasnicenails.bsky.social•94 days ago

Right on!!!

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jinxaddams.bsky.social•94 days ago

Oh thank goodness, I thought it was just me pursuing this course of action. *cheese wheels in one hand, chocolate bells in the other*

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crimson-rose-field.bsky.social•94 days ago

Doesn't sound like a horrible combo to me. After work meal last night. Grilled Colby Jack cheese and Summer Sausage sandwich. Paired with homemade Cinnamon Applesauce. 😁😋

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possiblykim123.bsky.social•94 days ago

I’ve just increased my intake of marijuana.

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shadowqueene.bsky.social•94 days ago

My lunch consisted of cheese sticks and Twix. Eat them together if you want. Or maybe one after the other because in the same bite would probably be weird. Then again, maybe not?

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cconrady.bsky.social•94 days ago

Ummmm cheese candy

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kellylikestowrite.com•94 days ago

Have you considered a reese's cheesecake in this trying time?

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blueskyfox.bsky.social•94 days ago

We need Cheese M&Ms!

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myshell84-9.bsky.social•94 days ago

The best morph of that is cheesecake. You an add chocolate chips.

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drw66.bsky.social•94 days ago

First one and then the other

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borrachoyloco.bsky.social•94 days ago

That sounds like a reasonable plan

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dearnomad.bsky.social•94 days ago

Where's the unhinged cheese pairings lady? Did she make it over here yet?

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ayeshabarb.bsky.social•94 days ago

Man, wish I could eat those things again! I'd even eat them together! But the old body says no way.

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mikepietrafesa.bsky.social•95 days ago

If you have a sour apple jolly rancher and a slice of cheddar, you’ve got yourself a quick and dirty pandowdy.

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iadvise.bsky.social•94 days ago

I mean a cannoli is pretty close.

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rackletang.bsky.social•95 days ago

*cheesecake craving intensifies*

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lauragillette84.bsky.social•94 days ago

This is the pumpkin cheesecake I made for Thanksgiving. With cinnamon whipped cream. It was sooooo good!

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jacpton.bsky.social•94 days ago

Excellent plan, but don’t forget to hydrate

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handle.invalid•94 days ago

Ok but hear me out. Spicy candy, think chili (Mexican candy) with cheese. This could be delicious. 😂

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quothpam.bsky.social•94 days ago

Wise choice.
What about whipped cream from the can?

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cabanaboy.bsky.social•94 days ago

Wine here

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funnymummy62.bsky.social•94 days ago

Try red wine and shortbread. OMG.

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acleveland10.bsky.social•94 days ago

Go the distance! Combine!

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lyssa-ann.bsky.social•94 days ago

Weird story, but there was a Rugrats episode back in the 90s with a candy called "chocalate cheese" (or something like that) so my best friend and I put Hershey's syrup on sliced American cheese. 0/10 do not recommend.

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elinor-a.bsky.social•42 days ago

Ah, but thick cut, bitter-sweet marmalade with aged cheddar is top tier delicious!

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lordteleselforiv.bsky.social•94 days ago

Also tho, chocolate AND cheese

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lauragillette84.bsky.social•94 days ago

One pot of cheese fondue, one pot of chocolate fondue. You can dip fruit in either.

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greenice9.bsky.social•94 days ago

Cretors Cheese and Caramel Mix Popcorn = candy and cheese 😁

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wokeineurope.bsky.social•94 days ago

Here's a #meme to cheer you up...

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washingtina.bsky.social•94 days ago

I wonder why there's no cheese-flavored candy. I feel like they've candied everything else...

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jonwilsonauthor.bsky.social•94 days ago

Oh, I miss cheese...!

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questioningsystems.bsky.social•94 days ago

candy, then cheese

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abudhabidude.bsky.social•94 days ago

My wife eats cheese and chocolate together. Not sure if that helps?

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writerjessa.bsky.social•95 days ago

May I recommend a jar of peanut butter and a jar of nutella to eat at the same time?

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hillarymonahan.bsky.social•95 days ago

You may, in fact.

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angstycade.bsky.social•94 days ago

Unless . . .

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looniestrikevictim.bsky.social•94 days ago

Not always bad combo: toffee cheese. 🧀 Cheese mongers made that work!

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mallow-s0up.bsky.social•94 days ago

hear me out. a bit of grated mozzarella on an aero bar

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indyguy4ki.bsky.social•94 days ago

Not together is probably the best on the taste buds.

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meileent.bsky.social•94 days ago

just had a grilled cheese for dinner. i feel you.

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3freaks.net•94 days ago

Why not? Cheese dipped in honey is delicious, and a bit like candy

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mochiineko.bsky.social•94 days ago

cream cheese and hot pepper jelly though! 😋

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sugarsgirl.bsky.social•94 days ago

You’re on my diet.

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pokersizeddeck.bsky.social•94 days ago

Your loss.

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anarchobobcat.bsky.social•95 days ago

oh my god! this post just reminded me i have mutha. fucking. CANDY CANES

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hillarymonahan.bsky.social•95 days ago

Trad or one of the weird ones?

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anarchobobcat.bsky.social•95 days ago

just a simple old skool one... what are the weird ones??

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betsyg44.bsky.social•94 days ago

Never together. Fatigue notwithstanding, cheese deserves better than that.

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johnnychronic.bsky.social•95 days ago

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stuartharlan.com•94 days ago

Never together.

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generalm.bsky.social•94 days ago

Don’t let dreams stay dreams, eat your chocolate covered cheese and live life!

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bye2musk.bsky.social•94 days ago

I’ve read all of the responses and as a result gained 5 pounds.

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skelton-porter.bsky.social•94 days ago

Cheetos, close enough for both?

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levelheaded101.bsky.social•94 days ago

Yeah… together would be gross!

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ossioss.bsky.social•94 days ago

🤣

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sidneysabg.bsky.social•94 days ago

FTW, Eat ‘em together!

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kithrup.bsky.social•95 days ago

Why not?

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siedo.bsky.social•94 days ago

This conversation is giving me cravings for Garrett Mix

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jtallardj.bsky.social•94 days ago

Let us know when you get to the point where you are eating them together

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maddmac.bsky.social•94 days ago

Ricotta is cheese, but it goes with chocolate.

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cvlewis.bsky.social•94 days ago

Chocolate cake and cheddar cheese go great together

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tephensay.bsky.social•94 days ago

Coward!

Live life on the edge and crunch that nerdy cheddar! Bite that Bit-O-Honey Parm! Spread that m&m&brie on a cracker!

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davimack.bsky.social•95 days ago

You do know about that Norwegian cheese that's sweet and like caramel? I imagine you could make something of that. It's even got its own special serving cutter, so it could become a whole ritualized thing? What goes well with creamy butterscotch....

https://www.cheesesexdeath.com/blog/gjetost-norwegian-brown-cheese

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simbasmama.bsky.social•94 days ago

Cheese and chocolate go very well together, IMO! lol

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classyqueen.bsky.social•94 days ago

That sounds like a solid plan! Who needs constant stress when you can have a steady supply of candy and cheese?

Just keep them separate, no need to create culinary chaos! 🍬🧀😄

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