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twitter not working all day… everything he touches does ultimately fail

elon has zero products that work

Twitter get it together 😭

This....

Sometimes you have to harmonize to keep from crying. 😓🎶 Original song by @agiftfromtodd.bsky.social

“I am a king and my will is law” isn’t a clever distraction from what he’s doing, it’s the central underlying justification for everything he’s doing.

dems could pressure hochul to force adams out, forcing a week-long news cycle about donald trumps very obvious corruption or they could also do nothing and send a fundraising email

Planes are falling out of the sky and the sitting Transportation Secretary is tryna use a lifeline for help 😫

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

With the lil grease spot in the middle?? EVERYTIME!🔥🔥

This really explains what’s happening at every level of our society

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

watching eric adams allow himself, joyfully, to be brought on fox news surrounded by fascists, them telling him “be a good boy for us or you’re next” is insane and genuinely feels like something out of a crime thriller movie. unreal that the democrats are allowing him to keep his post

The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder

hey does anyone want to see the the trump administration extort the mayor of americas largest city on live tv?

(third in line to the presidency btw)

“He’s going to run the country like a business!” Yeah, but he forgot to mention he was gonna run this bitch like Enron or Pets.com

whipping up hysteria about antipsychotic medications seems like a bad idea!

Happy Valentine’s Day. I hope yall day is full of being loved out loud.

looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

And that’s enough reason for men AND WOMEN. Which is why nobody but us should say what goes on in our bodies.

god this guy is an idiot. like, a stone cold idiot who sincerely believes that war fighting and preparedness is about having the biggest dick

DiPasquale’s is doing meatball bouquets for Valentine’s Day, so do with that information what you must

it would be cool if the elected democratic leadership took any of what’s happening in this country seriously at all

This is quite literally what the WHCA exists to prevent. The general idea behind its creation was that if one outlet got mistreated, the rest could band together to counterpressure . The fact that they won't/haven't is sad.

well it has certainly been an amusing prank to let the worst people alive take over the american government for a few weeks, but I think it's probably gone on long enough

When North Korea thinks you’ve gone too far with crazy shit.

Remember that one SNL sketch where Eddie Murphy wakes up as a white man and starts breaking all sorts of laws and nobody stops him? That's kinda what the federal government is like right now.

Lord knows I’m not a constitutional scholar not even a lawyer (and I’ve yet to check in with @kateshaw.bsky.social) but a legal regime in which “you can do crimes if you’re buddies with the president or praise him publicly” is *on its face* a violation the equal protection of the laws.

I don’t think we’ve ever had a President so entirely disconnected from the reality of his citizens.

i mean, the president's executive order isn't a goddamn law! as far as this doctor is concerned, who cares what the president says!

This is so supremely fucked up.