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Remember: Today is do not buy shit day. And Zelensky did not buy the shit Fucktator Trump was trying to sell him. Be like Zelensky.

submitted 11 hours ago • 8 comments

Broken clocks etc. etc.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I got flu in early 2020 it sucked but a week later I was back at work because it's also about severity.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Nate Silver has never read a history book. Confirmed. Because mostly it's...kind of the opposite.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

*cough* sebelius *cough*

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes it would be worth paying the taxes to live in Mass.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I have my issues with the Arthur Scargills, Bob Crows, and Mick Lynchs of British Trade Unionism but you'd never catch them bending the knee like this.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Weeps in "why did I move to New Hampshire?"

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

One of the amicus briefs had a hypo involving a pregnant woman arriving by enemy submarine so it's not just the "Facebook lawyers."

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Truly heartbroken to say it, but I think Paul McCartney may finally be starting to show his age.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I roll my eyes every time the local new mentions Adam Sandler is from Manchester, NH, but he might be one of the best exports New Hampshire has.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The crowd in Montreal will be hostile for 4NFO game Saturday night — as it should given the threats made against Canada by neighboring US administration. This has NOTHING to do with hockey or Team USA. Framing it as a hockey story is lazy and performative — and misses the point.

submitted 13 days ago • 10 comments

One of my horses was born in Canada, does that make her an anchor baby?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna be nobody left to play hockey in a minute.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

My Dad caught measles the same year. Good chance it was the same outbreak. It nearly killed him and it permanently damaged his sight, destroying the retina of his left eye.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Not that anyone cares but a bunch of senior doj officials resigning over a corrupt instruction to drop a case was what triggered the Nixon impeachment, and in the Trump era it's just the 2pm scandal of a random Thursday and every day now has ~3 such scandals that would have ended any prior admin

submitted 15 days ago • 147 comments

Well. That sounds like a fun weekend.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

While ethically problematic this is also a special kind of dumb.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I'm glad my job doesn't require me to write a letter like this, but if it ever did I aspire to burn that hard.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

submitted 15 days ago • 3238 comments

Taking the Lord's name in vain. It was a secular school the teacher on the other hand, was a ranging northern Irish protestent in the Ian Paisley mold.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Winning war (and more importantly hearts and minds) is all about *logistics.*

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine you've been a Catholic for 5 years. Hold yourself out as an expert and then get dogwalked by the Pope himself. Unfortunately JD Vance has absolutely no sense of self reflection.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Dirk is in LA for Luka’s first game as a Laker. A big fuck you to the Mavs and to be there to support his friend. God, I love him.

submitted 18 days ago • 8 comments

Just showed the latest ‘HeGetsUs’ Super Bowl ad to Jesus and Johnny Cash and they’re both freaking PISSED.

submitted 19 days ago • 441 comments

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

submitted 19 days ago • 168 comments

Pretty sure Depeche Mode and Johnny Cash would both hate being part of that organization's commercial.

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

I'd ask if he was sick the day they covered "It is emphatically the province and duty of the judicial department to say what the law is" but I know he's just a disingenuous a-hole.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Jimmy Johnson brought to you by the uncanny valley from Polar Express.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment