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Still in the past life section of a bookstore waiting for everything to yellow and fade and for the air to turn brittle for the cat to stop counting. "If you're not going to buy anything" oh, I bought it all. The future is in dust settling and writing "wash me" on the back windows of forever.

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Remove a letter, ruin a movie. Carface

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

keanu reeves in famous works of art: thread

submitted 22 days ago • 125 comments

lot of the younger folks won’t know this but it used to be that if you yanked hard enough on a land line telephone you could pull the phone out of the person’s hand that you were talking to

submitted 25 days ago • 15 comments

No lawmaker in Congress should be able to own, buy, and sell individual stocks. We need to ban congressional stock trading—and I've got a bill for that.

submitted 28 days ago • 1999 comments

The penguins react to tariffs

submitted 34 days ago • 135 comments

Disruption is all they seem to understand—so that’s exactly what they’re getting. For 14 hours, @booker.senate.gov has been on the Senate floor, speaking truth within the rules. This cannot be business as usual when our democracy’s on the line. Thank you, senator.

submitted 37 days ago • 827 comments

“The dream was a sealed capsule” A poem by Rae Armantrout.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

'Daisy' comes from the Old English for 'day's eye' as the flowers open during the day and shut again at night.

submitted 40 days ago • 46 comments

🚨NEW: Major development. German newspaper Der Spiegel has found phone numbers and passwords for Hegseth, Waltz & Gabbard in stolen data freely published on the internet. ‼️It includes details of Signal accounts. “It is conceivable that foreign agents were privy to the Signal chat group.”

submitted 42 days ago • 138 comments

Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

submitted 44 days ago • 319 comments

🐞

submitted 46 days ago • 122 comments

Literary success—is imminent

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Mood

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Wired keeps doing good things. I'm a happy recent subscriber getting all their reporting anyway, but it's great to know they're dropping the paywall on these stories —

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

My daily attempt to intuit a good starter word actually worked today Wordle 1,363 2/6 ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

How to See the Blood Worm Moon just close your eyes

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As Trump tries to dismantle the Department of Education, remember that his plan to cut the corporate tax rate to 15% would give the 100 largest corporations a tax cut larger than the entire department's K-12 budget. Really think about how twisted this all is.

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I really do not want to spring floorward

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Robert Lax

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

She’ll be saying the same thing in 2028.

submitted 63 days ago • 5 comments

Trudeau: I want to speak first directly to the American people… your government has chosen to do this to you. Your government has chosen to put American jobs at risk. They have chosen to raise costs for American consumers on everyday essential items…

submitted 64 days ago • 2085 comments

These people don't pay taxes, and they're coming for every single valuable thing you have.

submitted 66 days ago • 6 comments

Fun chance encounter with the Wild Bohemians' Mardi Gras parade on South St, playing "You Are My Sunshine"

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GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office. ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

submitted 68 days ago • 11809 comments

RFK at his confirmation hearing: “I am not anti-vaccine” After RFK confirmed as HHS head: - CDC flu vaccine campaign pulled - Childhood vaccine schedule reviewed - Federal funding to schools with COVID vaccine mandates withdrawn - Meeting to update flu vaccines cancelled

submitted 70 days ago • 67 comments

Love Gina Myers's long poem Works & Days that is in American Poetry Review

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

checks out

submitted 71 days ago • 17 comments

Each of the mirrors in a disco ball holds captive the soul of a fallen dancer.

submitted 72 days ago • 12 comments

How to change a swastika that cant be removed

submitted 73 days ago • 112 comments

1. This is the water 2. And this is the well. 3. Drink full, and descend. 4. The horse is the white of the eyes 5. and dark within.

submitted 74 days ago • 13 comments

Movie you've watched more than 6 times, gifs only

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

So sleepy but realized I was a little hungry so I ate 2 slices of Muenster. Wish me well as I embark on a night of weird cheese-induced dreams.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Finally got out to InLiquid @inliquid.bsky.social at Crane Arts with @samueldurso.bsky.social to see "anamnesis." It's a great show that ends tomorrow, so see it fast if you're in Philly

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

submitted 77 days ago • 175 comments

You cannot determine whether you saved or cost money based solely on one side of the ledger. Example: I saved my household $2K by not paying the mortgage.

submitted 80 days ago • 1500 comments

“Couleur est-il?” asked the French synaesthete, looking at the clock.

submitted 82 days ago • 3 comments

Once by Jean Valentine

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Such a great, great work; such a great artist.

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

I'd Rather Sink . . . Than Call Brad for Help! by Morgan Parker (in Other People's Comfort Keeps Me Up at Night)

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Love this one by Stephanie Cawley. See thread for full poem

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I wish I wish

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I think the win-in-progress fireworks have turned into the just-won fireworks 🎉🎉

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