As the markets crash, alliances fracture, and fear simmers across the globe, Trump boards a plane—waving like a conqueror, his back turned on the fires he started. 🔥 Imposing meaningless Tariffs on ghost islands-‘Liberation Day’ for a war that never was. Nero played the fiddle…Trump plays golf.
Far too long have we watched as the world plunged into chaos. Now is OUR time! Brothers, sisters, all! Monochrome & multicoloured! Galapagos and Adelie, Gentoo & Fiordland, to Emperor and King! Rise! RISE! #PenguinsUnite
On behalf of Norway; it could be worse. A few of our islands, with zero inhabitants, were dealt a hard blow. Like 10% for Jan Mayen will be devastating, for the bloke who lives there and reports on the weather. (Weather is shit, by the way)
Why are penguins on his tariff list?
AI lists spots where no humans exist.
Using AI instead of people is twisted.
So corrupt. Notice Russia isn’t listed?
I swear he adds these miniscule fuckups to keep liberals busy. Is he that stupid to do it accidentally? Absolutely. It's hard for me to tell sometimes.
OMG THEY'RE COMING 😱
THEY'RE COMING 😱
You people don't know 😳
Penguins are MORE FEROCIOUS than POLAR BEARS!!!! 💀
RUN RUN FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOOOOODDDDDD ☠️
🍁🛶❤️💙💚🔬⚖️🌻🌻🌻✊
I don’t mean to speculate or accuse anyone, but it seems highly likely, at least to me, that the administration literally used AI to make their list without spending 2 seconds reviewing their numbers.
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Far too long have we watched as the world plunged into chaos. Now is OUR time! Brothers, sisters, all! Monochrome & multicoloured! Galapagos and Adelie, Gentoo & Fiordland, to Emperor and King! Rise! RISE! #PenguinsUnite
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Drill, baby, drill.
Why are penguins on his tariff list?
AI lists spots where no humans exist.
Using AI instead of people is twisted.
So corrupt. Notice Russia isn’t listed?
Do the Tariff Tango — my take on trade policy, imperial smirks, and musical chairs.
https://www.brittleviews.com/p/do-the-tariff-tango
#DoTheTariffTango #PoliticalPoetry #GlobalTrade #BrittleViews #SatireThatStings
Who allowed them to trade unfairly with 🇺🇸🤷🤷🤷
THEY'RE COMING 😱
You people don't know 😳
Penguins are MORE FEROCIOUS than POLAR BEARS!!!! 💀
RUN RUN FOR THE LOVE OF GOOOOOOOODDDDDD ☠️
🍁🛶❤️💙💚🔬⚖️🌻🌻🌻✊
Why haven't penguins been using machetes to protect themselves against killer whales and leopard seals?
goes hard AF