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This is absolutely insane. Musk’s DOGE crew just straight up *took* $80 million from an NYC bank account!

House Republicans plan to cut $880 billion from the Medicaid budget. That is the entire Medicaid budget. You think they won’t strip the sick, elderly and disabled of their healthcare? Exhibit A: USAID

Trump sat silently while President Musk held court in the Oval Office, looking annoyed as Musk’s kid picked his nose. Meanwhile, Musk’s allies push judicial impeachments, Trump is furious at low deportation numbers, and Trump's Gaza plan hits roadblocks👇

BREAKING: CFPB probationary employees just received a termination notice without the pertinent information filled out. Click to see all of it.

I know Elon has claimed he’s on the spectrum, and people have various theories on it, but what if he’s just a racist asshole who’s high on ketamine all the time?

“I talked to Bobby Kennedy Jr., and he agreed not to drop off any more dead bears in Central Park.” - Susan Collins

Pam Bondi is disbanding the Foreign Influence Task Force - the FBI team that is charged with combatting foreign meddling in US elections. Worth asking how this makes us more safe in any way, shape, or form.

NEW: The USPS has now REVERSED its decision to halt the acceptance of packages from China and Hong Kong less than 24 hours announcing the acceptance of these packages would be halted.

Trump: ROAR!!! World: what? Trump: meow

Halt every nominee, stall every bill, file every lawsuit under the sun, and call for impeachment and removal at a constant. Every single day, there needs to be some sort of major action.

At what point does the military step in? Isn’t that what often happens in dictatorships where the dictator goes insane? Isn’t the US military supposed to have a plan for everything?

We could have had Kamala Harris. Instead, we have the most immature, petulant, stupid, needy, incompetent dipshit to ever enter American politics. What a tragically stupid country we are.

Prices are about to shoot through the roof because Trump decided to talk out of his ass about making Canada a state and the Mexican President told him to fuck off. That's it. Don't dare fucking cry or blame Biden for any of it. This is the Republican recession.

I wonder what cocktail # Pete Hegseth was on when the military helicopter hit the AA jet?

The Senate just received another report that Pete Hegseth is too drunk and abusive to be our Defense Secretary. This is not a one off. Report after report of alcohol, assault, harassment. This is a pattern of abuse. We need answers, not a rushed vote.

Biden preemptively pardoned J6 police officers who were beaten and injured, to protect them against retribution from the insurrection leader because they dared to testify truthfully before Congress. Trump pardoned the thugs who beat them.

Anthony Fauci dared to commit the one mortal sin for which there can never be any forgiveness: he stood in the face of their bloviating, belligerent spray-tanned savior—and he spoke truth that could actually save lives. That is why they despise him. johnpavlovitz.com/2021/10/25/t...

BREAKING NEWS: President Biden has just awarded PREEMPTIVE PARDONS to Liz Cheney, General Mark Milley, Anthony Fauci, and the entire January 6 Committee. Good!

Is anyone going to ask Kristi Noem about the dog today?

January 20th is my birthday and MLK day, and that's it! Oh, it's also national cheese lovers day, so I'll be eating lots of cheese.

Remember those speeches by Merrick Garland where he assured us, “No one is above the law”? Yeah…bullshit. Merrick Garland is leaving a legacy saying, "Okay, yeah...some people are above the law. But wasn't that a good speech?!"

It's hard being lectured on morality by men who cheat on their wives. As they sternly quote the words of the Bible, and tell you to pull the log out of your eye, when you have never once gotten hammered drunk and fucked random people behind the back of your spouse hundreds of times.

🚨BREAKING: Department of Justice releases volume 1 of Jack Smith report. "The evidence shows that Mr. Trump used these lies as a weapon to defeat a federal government function foundational to the United States' democratic process." Follow @democracydocket.com for full details.

Pete Hegseth is alleged to have trapped a barely conscious woman in a hotel room, ripped her phone away, stripped and raped her. After the 2017 rape allegation, Hegseth claims he had a “come to Jesus” moment. Hegseth said a spiritual awakening led him to become heavily involved with the…

Given that Judge Cannon just DENIED defendants Nauta & De Oliveira's emergency motion to prevent the release of Vol. 1 of Jack Smith's report documenting Trump's attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 presidential election, we could see the report as early as today.

Judge Cannon concedes she has no basis to block release of Jack Smith’s report on Jan 6 attack, though she is still dragging her feet on Mar-a-Lago report as Jan 20 nears. Unless we get more judicial craziness, we should see J6 volume at midnight tonight.

Marjorie Taylor Greene is now asking Democrats to use their weather machines to put out the fires in California. Thoughts?

In December, these 44 Republicans voted against the American Relief Act, a bill providing relief funds for hurricane and wildfire victims and also funds for wildfire prevention.

omg. thank whatever higher power is your jam.

Surrender Greenland, or I will send Eric the Stupid and Junior the Con back.

As Trump & his subordinates continue to walk back & renige on one campaign promise after another, MAGA can take comfort in knowing that Trump didn’t mean any of it & was only saying that shit to win the election so he can stay out of prison & further enrich himself & his friends.

Twitter got rid of content moderation and what happened? Revenues declined but stupid tweets by your cousin’s friend about stopping the polio vaccine increased. I expect any platform that gets rid of content moderation will also see more disinformation, and a decline in revenues.

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Judge Cannon issued an injunction barring issuance of the Smith report, without waiting for DOJ to be heard, without facts about the report, and no pending case before her. She barred the report on the J6 case, which was not before her. She barred DOJ from talking with the WH too.

Happy New Year 🥳 This tracks 🤣 #SheShed

Loomer Vs musk on H1B1 visas.

Wow. Musk suspended Loomer.

Amen. Decency is a choice.

Correction to an earlier story: When Nancy Mace bit the raccoon, she gave him rabies. Please donate to his GoFundMe. His vet bills are outrageous.

my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Mary gives birth to the baby Jesus in a manger in Bethlehem, and then JD Vance rounds them up and puts them on a bus to an internment camp

Just your basic trash panda taking a nap in a tree.

I still spend time on Twitter because I like to fuck with the Nazis and that's where they all live

Orbán and Putin are part of the new Axis of Evil that Donald Trump and Elon Musk desperately want America to join along with Netanyahu, MBS, MBZ, Milei, Xi Jinping, Kim Jong-un, Erdogan, Lukashenko, Modi, el-Sisi and far-right elements (e.g. AfD and Le Pen) in some pro-democracy nation-state allies.

I realize this isn’t breaking news, but Donald Trump is seriously deranged.