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submitted 83 days ago • 362 comments

It's the end of the world as we know it. And I don't feel fine. I feel angry.

submitted 83 days ago • 18 comments

Last full moon of 2024

submitted 85 days ago • 278 comments

submitted 85 days ago • 279 comments

This is going to save hospitals a lot of money ! www.pennmedicine.org/news/news-re...

submitted 94 days ago • 1858 comments

Watching Dune Part Two. You can tell they re-used some of the same dunes

submitted 85 days ago • 377 comments

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯

submitted 85 days ago • 421 comments

I would like to lose 5 pounds, but won’t stress if I don’t. I’m wearing 6/8 and comfortable at this weight.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

thank god it’s the weekend.

submitted 95 days ago • 11 comments

Burn in hell soy boy😂

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Still available

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

huge fan of bisexual girls. love their work

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

english wtf. you drink a drink but can’t food a food. 🤔

submitted 99 days ago • 190 comments

Twitter is turning out to be like Elon Musk's romantic relationships. Failed and pathetic. 😂

submitted 98 days ago • 39 comments

I would like to opt out of my next reincarnation cycle.

submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

It costs $0.00 to respect someone’s pronouns. Don’t make someone’s day worse because you don’t want to respect somebody due to your own bigoted beliefs.

submitted 98 days ago • 7 comments

"My mommie protects me because she loves me."

submitted 99 days ago • 418 comments

I dont know about yall but I still haven't recovered from 2020 and I can't believe we have to do this shit again lol

submitted 99 days ago • 1191 comments

Such a simple cartoon that really speaks volumes.

submitted 99 days ago • 203 comments

No mother “accidentally” tells her son he’s a piece of shit when it comes to women.

submitted 99 days ago • 935 comments

"Like" this post just because.

submitted 99 days ago • 5203 comments

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean. So give him a salad, maybe.

submitted 99 days ago • 618 comments

Look at these perfect trees just waiting to be harvested and in your living room. Your perfect tree is still growing while others have already been cut. Freshness matters! Albertsons parking lot in Wenatchee for the freshest tree around! #freshnessmatters #wenatcheesbestchristmastrees #christmas

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

We are officially open for business!! We have the freshest trees in town, and a big selection for you to choose from. Prices range from $50-160+, with a portion of the proceeds going to kids in need right here in the valley. See you soon!🎄🎅

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

We have beautiful 6-7 ft Nobles for just $75! Come get one and say hi to the elf🎅 Please patronise the Jensens

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

300 Rock Island Rd, East Wenatchee, Zan 10-8211-4953

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Hi, add my Zangi private number for confidential correspondence and calls 1082114953 services.zangi.com/dl/conversat...

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

grilled cheese and tomato soup. like if u agree

submitted 106 days ago • 539 comments

when straight girls say "my girlfriend and i" and they're just talking about their friends

submitted 106 days ago • 2 comments

@skywatch.blue MAGA / Musk fan account thatkev23.bsky.social

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

The sigh of relief I get opening this app compared to how stressed Twitter made me is incomparable.

submitted 107 days ago • 3 comments

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

submitted 107 days ago • 1520 comments

Let's be honest, this year went by fast, but did anyone actually accomplish any of their goals? Or gave up and focused on their mental health?

submitted 107 days ago • 21 comments

This 💔

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment