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in the 1900s, bit coins were usually made of chocolate

accidentally used a vicks vapostick as deodorant and now my pits can smell the future

me rolling out of the target parking lot after my tax return hits

i just want to write my little stories of lesser known figures of the white power movement who are already dead or in prison. i want to read old forum posts, court cases, & 1980s klan newsletters. but i can't ignore what's happening now, as republican lawmakers carry on the work those men started.

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

Everything’s going to be ok now, Doofy is here for you ♥️ #Cat #Cats #CatsOfBluesky #CatLover

If I have six chocolate Hershey Kisses and my boyfriend takes two how many fingers does he have left?

beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy 🥺🖤

I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

We're finally gonna get a James Bond movie where the villain is a union organizer

😭😭😭😭

Biohacker Josie Zyner’s new company, Los Angeles Project, is creating a new generation of gene-edited pets.

holy god apnews.com/article/bols...

god bless this male instacart person who told me there's just no soup at all at the grocery store. none. not canned. not at the deli. no broth. nothing. not one flavor out of stock, just a von's that has never heard of soup

Time to feed the steroidal Mr. Wheezey

Did You Know? The inventor of the bestselling Super Soaker was a Black man—and Hasbro tried to cheat him out of his royalties. In 2013, Lonnie Johnson, a nuclear engineer and former NASA scientist, won a $73 million settlement from Hasbro for underpaid royalties. Johnson holds over 80 patents.

I truly don't want to come off as really mean, but it's so bizarre to see the glut of folks on social media with nothing to contribute and the seemingly pervasive idea that every post they see online is directed toward *them* personally

my new homepage

Placebo frontman Brian Molko charged with calling Meloni ‘fascist’ and ‘racist’

BTW i went to a lovely Indian grocery in Hillsboro Oregon and stocked up in red lentils, papadums and spices. Our immigrant grocery stores are a precious treasure. Food is a way to explore the 🌍 stay nourished and make people around us feel loved. ♥️

oh now we are COOKING

It’s cold out here for a duck

THEY GLOW

when i text 💀 this is what i mean

Prius at 0:16 doing the ope let me sneak by you real quick

Not true. I'll give you some examples of when styles crossed over from womenswear to menswear, and how men have worn straight-up womenswear or just feminine styles in cool ways. 🧵

Senator Mark Warner spills the beans about "the real story" of how the TikTok ban went down. Turns out, its passage had more to do with the Gaza war than China. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/tiktok-ban...

her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her:

Muhsin Hendricks, world’s ‘first openly gay imam’, shot dead in South Africa

Guys, I'm not sure Canada wants to be a state.

Protestors outside the Tesla Manhattan Showroom. "Don't buy swastikars" (📹 @sandibachom.bsky.social ) #3E #EndOligarchy #TeslaTakeover #TeslaProtests

It's like we all live at Four Seasons Total Landscaping now.

RFK Jr said he wants to send folks who are taking antidepressants and ADHD medications to "wellness farms" in rural America where they will be forced to labor by growing organic food to "cure their addictions." www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Richest nations ‘exporting extinction’ with demand for beef, palm oil and timber