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I'm actually still obsessed with the Kendrick halftime show lol

i had a stroke in ikea and all the words looked normal

all-timer performance. kendrick is a phenomenal performer.

the jimmy johnson video was fucking weird lol

‘Not Like Us’ by Kendrick Lamar wins the #GRAMMYs award for both Record and Song of the Year.

Eggs $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Tariffs $300,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

I have a confession to make: I made a wish to have a transwoman nominated for best actress. I thought it would be great during this current climate. I did use a monkey’s paw to do it but I’m sure the side effects from it won’t be too bad.

I'm glad that America is doing real classic end of empire stuff. A king who is visibly losing his mind declaring a war based on a dream he had. Greedy courtiers feuding over access to the treasury. Some looks are timeless.

Kendrick Lamar is now a 20x #GRAMMYs winner.

“I know there’s some black girl, so many black women watching me right now. And I wanna tell you, you can do it. Anything is possible. Don’t allow anybody to project any stereotypes on you” — Doechii accepting her first #GRAMMYs  award.

Sabrina Carpenter is now a 2x #GRAMMYs  winner.

Chappell Roan accepting the #GRAMMYs  award for Best New Artist.

Kashyap Patel Argues His “Trustworthy Gaze” Qualifies Him to Run the FBI Read more: patreon.com/wutf

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

Emo Neo Metal Sonic Girl.

Was just logging onto the internet to buy 30 tons of Canadian lumber when this shit happens …

"oh ho, but just last year you said running people over with with a big steamroller was wrong!” I exclaim delightedly as my enemy fatally runs me over with a big steamroller. it seems I have won this battle of wits

such a sad economy we live in today that women are selling their bodies for someone else’s hoodie 😔

“tiktok is gone” “tiktok is back up !” omg can you people do anything

i keep winning arguments by saying "i just fantasized about eating you alive"

If there's anything I hope young creatives take from David Lynch, it's to reject the modern IP-driven impulse to explicitly explain and cleanly categorize the logic behind every single event and decision inside and outside of a story at least some of the time.

Twin Peaks is my favorite show and its film, Fire Walk With Me, is one of my favorite movies. And a large part of the reason why was that through the darkness, through the surreality, through the drama and horror there was a profound empathy for those who are abused. Lynch had so much empathy

Evelyn wip

deeply sad to be hearing this news. absolutely aspirational for me as an artist for how entirely inventive and dedicated he was throughout his career. truly one of the best to ever do it.

A ceasefire-hostage deal in Gaza has been reached. This is welcome, long-overdue news. Both sides must honor it. The killing must stop. The hostages must be released. The UN must be allowed to provide humanitarian aid. There must be accountability for war crimes by both sides.

my toxic trait is that i think large changes in identity or expression have to occur all at once in a grand gesture instead of in small manners that add over time until one day you look in the mirror and realize you’re seeing someone who looks more like you

chat can we find this guy’s address

i think sometimes my iphone face id can recognize me and is just being dramatic when it says it can’t

we had a great 8 years of it being acceptable to be publicly queer but the right tapped into their hysteria and are trying to push us back decades. this is why the left warned of relying on rainbow capitalism because their support was about profit above all else. the solution is for us to not hide

What the fuck?

wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit

WIFE: we're at a nice restaurant so please behave ME: ok WAITER: here is our tasting menu ME: WAITER: WIFE: go ahead ME: *tentatively licks menu*

I can't leave the house without a mask and Donald Trump is making things worse, why it's just like old times

Nothing sticks it to the opposing party more than saying “we will do exactly what you want #resistance”

marketing is my passion #AGDQ2025

this is going to become real soon

ONLINE: Mr. Crap? You think I should be peeing my pants about a death threat from some nobody with a cartoon avatar named "Mr. Crap"? AT HOME: (dropping spinning mug of heavily marshmallowed hot cocoa in slow motion as I turn on the hallway light to reveal the nude and towering figure of Mr. Crap)