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Indie writer of wicked fiction: horror • dark fantasy • erotic horror • Debut collection CARNIVAL OF FLESH Vol. 1 coming soon! Coffee addict. Clive Barker obsessed! 🇨🇦 https://ldjohnsonwrites.wixsite.com/wickedfiction
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Dark Holme won’t stay silent—we stand for unity, diversity, inclusion, and the right to be who you are without fear. We stand with Americans fighting tyranny, for women’s rights, trans rights, LGBTQ+ rights, and human rights. Hate thrives in silence. Speak up. Be loud! #diversityandinclusion

DEVIL🔥 DEBBIE "I told his new cunt girlfriend, 'No hard feelings'. Then the first chance I got, I Drag-Raced my naked ass across her white carpeting. By the way Bitch! When I said 'No hard feelings', I was talking about sex with Steve. I can't feel anything hard inside me!"

If you subbed to this and didn't hear back yet, I had an enormous amount of submissions in the 5 days. I still have over 100 subs to read. Thank you all for your interest.

I published a new piece today. #spicybooks #smut #erotica #sacrilegious #mf www.amazon.com/dp/B0DYKNTCXB

“Finally noticing the three men have become six! Father Stevens grabs a nearby corner of a robe, to cover his still hard and still throbbing member of the Church..." Substack - FREE2SIN buff.ly/TTzuC4d Medium buff.ly/A5jZGuN

We didn’t have #FridayReads this week, so we’re doing Sunday whatever because every day is a book day. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Here’s a crime/horror hybrid full of action, magic, violence, and monsters. www.amazon.com/dp/0316427012/ bookshop.org/p/books/hous...

We’re nerds… we like to read and write #horror. So we’re excited to dig into these. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/28/b...

We're still investigating AMZ alternatives for Nefarious Bat's ebook distribution... but in the meantime, while we sort it out: several of my books (including Tradwife, Hummingbird & Saltblood) are now available on Kobo, for those who'd rather avoid the increasingly toxic Bezos Touch...

DEVIL🔥DEBBIE "Judge Nofnfun. A question. Why's it perfectly acceptable for a chubby baby to shoot Lovers with arrows, while not OK for me to poke them with my trident? I heard he took out someone's eye once. Is it his wings? How's he even fly, that fat fuck."

Coming to Crystal Lake Publishing and YouTube this April. If you know or have any kids in need of adventure, fun, and imagination, this show will reach them on YouTube and introduce them to the world of books.

⚠️WARNING⚠️ #Transgressive AF😈 Fucking Their Bound Zombie Sister Keeping it Deep in the Family . . . “You’ve never stopped being an idiot, have you John? A Zombie bit her & now she’s a Zombie. What do you fucking think happened to her?” @dark_zatanna buff.ly/4kjzz5E

All of my books are officially available on my website as digital downloads if you no longer want to support Amazon. 😊

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

This is gonna be so good! Check it out on Thursday!!

Last day to grab my memoir for free on Kindle! Thank you to everyone who has already grabbed it! mybook.to/thecolorofmelancholy

Not being exclusive to Amazon (or asking your publisher to go wide) is also a small way you can make a difference as author! If you are worried about losing the people who aren’t buying from there, then meet them where they’re at, join them, it’s really not that complicated

seeing too many posts regarding the boycott from authors panicking about nobody buying their books because they only distribute through amazon. I would love to suggest taking today to ponder the nightmarish reality of allowing the biggest corporation in the world to hold your art hostage.

We're so close to release!!

We are 2 weeks away from the release of Charlene Elsby's The Organization is Here to Support You! Check out what the always amazing Hailey Piper has to say about it and head over to our site to give it a preorder! weirdpunkbooks.square.site/product/-pre...

I'm beyond excited to share that the Italian edition of Mastodon is now out! Thank you Cristianno, Alessandro & ILP for translating this! And thanks to my good friend David Sodergren for the new introduction! Front cover art by the legendary Francois Vaillancourt! Grab it here - amzn.eu/d/3Xz7VYu

My review of @sofiaajram.bsky.social’s Coup de Grâce, from @titanbooks.bsky.social, is now up at @locusmag.bsky.social. locusmag.com/2025/02/coup...

Coup de Grâce by Sofia Ajram: Review by Gabino Iglesias locusmag.com/2025/02...

My endless gratitude to the brilliant and supportive @gabino.bsky.social for reviewing & seeing promise in my work 💗🙇‍♂️

"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."

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Get on that 2025 Weirdpunk SubClub tomorrow or you'll have to wait to for 2026 to open! Lots of books and zines, exclusive stuff, rad shit all around!

Tomorrow is the last day to sign up for the 2025 Weirdpunk SubClub. Thanks to everyone who helped spread the word on this! I will leave it up all day tomorrow and take it down on the morning of the 2nd. Lots of great books/zines ahead for the year! weirdpunkbooks.square.site/product/2025...

Amazing books! Subscribe!

I fucking love Ghoulish

I’ve been worried about selling the novel I’m almost done with that is about the decimation of the US. What big publisher will want to back an unpatriotic angry brown woman? But F it. I’ll self pub if need be. Same with this crime novel about mass shooters, abortion, cartels and Texas. F it all.

It’s a new moon tonight. Manifest. Do spell work. We need all the magic we can harness right now. It begins with us. Let’s go, witches.

Todays’s Review Post! www.uncomfortablydark.com/post/02-27-2...

Looking to read some shorter stuff? My collection 'An Endless Darkness' has four novellas, two novelettes & the ebook is only 99c! mybook.to/anendlessdarkness

End the night on another premade...

Fuck Bezos!

I'll be sharing more details about the six novellas collected here soon. Thanks to Todd and Sam! Pre-order please!!!

My latest tattoo. To go along with my Candyman hook and my Cabal tattoo.

Sometimes you sit down to write and instead you think or cut or rewrite or unwrite. That’s okay. That’s a productive day because all of those are part of the process. Keep going.

Canadian friends!